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4 oct 16

DeRank™: 8,26

" Bisogna sempre essere ubriachi" di Charles Baudelaire Interpreta: Sergio Carlacchiani

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assurdino

30 sep 16

DeRank™: 6,23

Course for reviewers, exercise 1...

(take random sentences from the reviews on the homepage of debaser and blend them)

EXECUTION

Tongue twisters sung at the top of our lungs, wild shards of sonic devastation.

The motivational machine that spurs us on, like when a sound evokes an action.

Someone bellows in Finnish, then spits on the ground and summons all the phlegm they have in their body.

And it's at this point that the blasphemy begins, the fearsome intersection between an unkempt pogo and an elevated piano, between green hills in the distance, gypsy violins, and Sioux percussion.

Finally, an acoustic guitar and so, so much serenity.

(The title is everything that Sandro Giacobbe would have wanted to do and the music industry did not allow him to.)

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assurdino

30 sep 16

DeRank™: 3,23

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30 sep 16

DeRank™: 3,79

Sarah Polley - Courage (The Sweet Hereafter)

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assurdino

30 sep 16

DeRank™: 12,84

It seems to be Low week, that beautiful album by David Bowie David Bowie- The Speed of Life

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assurdino

29 sep 16

DeRank™: 0,00

Non bisogna cercare (Maria Zambrano)

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assurdino

29 sep 16

DeRank™: 0,80

Attention, it seems that the overly high derango causes terrifying side effects. The ideal is to keep it between zero fifty and one fifty. A bit like boilers.

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assurdino

29 sep 16

DeRank™: 1,09

La bellezza (Emily Dickinson)

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assurdino

28 sep 16

DeRank™: 1,69

The sinking of my derango has caused a significant decline in my sexual performance. The andrologist explained to me that in order to achieve a decent erection, one cannot have less than zero fifty. Keep that in mind.

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assurdino

28 sep 16

DeRank™: 4,91

Bluebird by Charles Bukowski-Sub ita

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assurdino

27 sep 16

DeRank™: 3,51

Dino Campana, La petite promenade, letta da Mimmo Pelini

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assurdino

26 sep 16

DeRank™: 3,16

THE MAN WITH THE BEAUTIFUL EYES - [CORTO] - Eng sub. ITA (Charles Bukowski)

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assurdino

26 sep 16

DeRank™: 5,92

Cesare Pavese Gente che non capisce luglio 1933

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assurdino

26 sep 16

DeRank™: 1,66

In the night, I deranged from minus zero eighty to minus zero seventy-two. It must be an effect of paracetamol. Keep that in mind.

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assurdino

25 sep 16

DeRank™: -3,00

The minus zero point eighty of derango made me lower my immune defenses and I’m in bed with a fever. Just so you know!

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assurdino

25 sep 16

DeRank™: 3,07

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24 sep 16

DeRank™: 3,07

Carmelo Bene - "Confessione d'un teppista" (Esenin)

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23 sep 16

DeRank™: 1,43

Io Recito Giovanni Pascoli Raffi Claudio ) IL GELSOMINO NOTTURNO 12 Settembre 2013

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23 sep 16

DeRank™: 2,02

Lucienne Delyle ~ Mon Amant de Saint-Jean (1942)

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assurdino

22 sep 16

DeRank™: 2,65

Genesis - Musical Box

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22 sep 16

DeRank™: 4,43

Danny, I wish that you, Marga, and I were taken by enchantment Guido, i’ vorrei che tu e Lapo ed io di Dante Alighieri

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assurdino

21 sep 16

DeRank™: 3,03

Hasta Siempre Comandante - El Son Y La Rumba

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assurdino

21 sep 16

DeRank™: 0,51

I would like to make my debut in the world of reviews, but, well, I can't sleep at night. For example, I don't know what style to use: stream of consciousness, stream of unconsciousness, just a stream? And how do I start? "This album rocks" or "I'm going to rock this album?" And then what, what the hell do I review? A little piece of psyco folk prog or do I dive into viking metal? In doubt, I pass.

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assurdino

19 sep 16

DeRank™: 0,00

What a little mess, oh debasici, the perfect review. Better, much better, the organized delirium. Without forgetting to occasionally step outside the box, in defiance of the drumming and the crystalline prisms of piercing notes.

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assurdino

16 sep 16

DeRank™: -0,43

Did you put in the onions?
Yes.
Did you put in the celery?
Yes.
Did you put in...
Oh well, I put in a lot of stuff, but...
But?
But what I should have done was add more salt.
More salt?
Oh yes, you really don’t have much salt in your head.
So, follow my mom's advice, add more salt.
(Still, even like this, it's fine, Debaser is fantastic.)

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