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Cannabis

soft robbetta for little snot-noses. the real man smokes the entire Cambodian forest after a napalm bombing.

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Bobo

"I'm more of a man than all of you put together"... and then he goes to be a puppet on Dancing with the Stars. hey fuck you bob

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Marta sui tubi

dance with wolves

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Lynda Carter

a blast from the past. vintage woman. in her days, the ideal woman. now I think she's the ideal grandma, oh well.

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mucho sexual. But you should have seen her before, she absolutely didn't want to wear tight or revealing dresses, she looked like a little nun. And in fact, nobody gave her any attention. So, in a fit of despair, she turned to the legendary Stiv Giobbs. Good ol' Stiv shared one of his famous maxims with her: "be sexy, be cool." From then on, she started to strut her stuff and conquered the world.

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Maya

There was no end of the world. There wasn't even the much-anticipated "new beginning." There was nothing. Not that I expected anything mind-blowing; I mean, I knew that the chances of a badass volcano suddenly popping up in the condominium garden were slim, but I was hoping for something, at least. I don't know, a half eclipse, a small solar storm, a geyser in the bidet... nothing. December 21, 2012 will go down in history as the day when nothing, absolutely nothing, happened.

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Jeff Porcaro

great friend of john mayall

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Ritchie Blackmore

Son of Alerik

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John Bonham

the only true God of Thunder, nothing like that half-wit Thor

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Pino Scotto

Like many others, the good Pino has personally met the legendary Stiv Giobbs. Once, Stiv told Pino one of his famous maxims: "be yourself, be scotto." To which Pino went out and bought a pack of Pan di Stelle.

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