Maya

There was no end of the world. There wasn't even the much-anticipated "new beginning." There was nothing. Not that I expected anything mind-blowing; I mean, I knew that the chances of a badass volcano suddenly popping up in the condominium garden were slim, but I was hoping for something, at least. I don't know, a half eclipse, a small solar storm, a geyser in the bidet... nothing. December 21, 2012 will go down in history as the day when nothing, absolutely nothing, happened.