JohannesUlver

DeRank ™: 4,27

DeAge™ : 6513 days • Here since 9 august 2008

Love Contact

The Beatles

Alternatives of my balls, a warm greeting.

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Troy McLure

Guy: "But didn't you tell me that Troy McClure was dead?" Tony Ciccione: "No, I told you he was sleeping with the fishes."

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Metal

"I'm like this, and if you don't like it, you can go fuck yourselves!" That's Metal. And thank goodness it exists.

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The Darkness

First album fresh and fun. Second album a real pile of crap. Live at the time they were fantastic. Now, after the reunion, I don't know.

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Why shouldn't they appeal to metalheads? Metalheads love these Aussie buddies! Anyway, the difference between the Scott era and the Johnson era is undeniable. It's true that Brian sings on "Back in Black," but in terms of both the singer and the quality of the albums recorded, the good old Bon is clearly the winner. Taking an average, I give it a 4.

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Beavis and Butt-Head

Hello, I'm Butt-head. For years and years, I haven't been able to have sex, but a friend introduced me to a product that has radically changed my life... IT'S BEER!!! ...and you, do you have any at home?

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George Harrison

After the definition of CRAZY FOR THE SACK, I was expecting a response in the style of Starless. Don't take it the wrong way, my friend: what a BANALITY! George, you were great. An elegant guitarist, non-invasive and with great taste. PS: thank you infinitely for "Something"!

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