Hetzer

So you're telling me that Ghigo Renzulli was also skinny?

di Hetzer | Comments: 02 | DeRank™: 3,00

Why does he have that "I shouldn't have overdone it with the nandrolone" look?

di Hetzer | Comments: 01 | DeRank™: 3,00

Cocaine mixed with plastic and snorted from nowhere..

di Hetzer | Comments: 00 | DeRank™: 0,00

"Media gelatine with a smell of nothing, whipped up with compressed air, dressed by some little meatball who still sees tights, nudism, and mascara thick as 8 centimeters as symbols of transgression, presented as a revolution to a stupid and ignorant audience fattened up on trap and little church songs. They were probably assembled to be the 'heralds' (the pawns) of 'Italian rock,' but I imagine they'll quickly melt away, spawning solo careers stuffed with the usual bullshit features, much to the delight of the wannabe listeners blasting trash on their phones and the oldies who think they're young, desperately seeking a bridge of dialogue with their bored and promiscuous teenage daughters. If your kids appreciate them, you've probably messed up somewhere; if your significant other appreciates them, you're probably doing something wrong.." quote..

di Hetzer | Comments: 01 | DeRank™: 3,45

They were paid to be clowns, and they knew they were clowns. The same cannot be said for people like the first random Trappist or those lame and inconclusive imitations of a copy of Led Zeppelin that have recently become so fashionable in Italy.

di Hetzer | Comments: 00 | DeRank™: 0,00

Media gelatin with the smell of nothing, whipped up with compressed air, dressed by some little brat who still considers tights, nudism, and 8-centimeter thick mascara as symbols of transgression, presented as a revolution to a dumb and ignorant audience fattened on trap and little church songs. They were probably assembled to be the "heralds" (the pawns) of "Italian rock," but I imagine they will quickly melt away, producing solo careers via spore that are filled with the usual shit features, much to the delight of the simpletons who feel important listening to crap on their phones and the older youngsters desperately seeking a connection with their bored & trashy teenage daughters. If your kids like them, you probably made a mistake somewhere; if your significant other likes them, you're likely making a mistake too.

di Hetzer | Comments: 02 | DeRank™: 2,54

Badass...

di Hetzer | Comments: 00 | DeRank™: 0,00

As confirmed by the esteemed (and at the time most respectable) screenwriters/producers of "The Simpsons," a group for either kids, teenagers, post-adolescents, or grotesquely semi-adults clinging to the dream of redeeming their unlucky-infused adolescence... It's as if they have branded a significant portion of a '90s generation, pre-packaging labels that straddle mysterious apathy and gratuitous & unmotivated depression... From the perspective of their artistic deeds, managing to endure the undefinable sound dimension emitted by the mass of moving flesh behind the microphone seems to me a kind of superpower that, all things considered, warrants a minimal level of respect; the lavish praises they receive are one of those Debaseric mysteries to ponder in the solitary, devastating moments that separate sitting on the toilet, the onset of a bellyache, and the unleashing of the pyroclastic flow, but also maybe not... A loving extra point because they helped teach me which music to stay away from...

di Hetzer | Comments: 01 | DeRank™: 0,41

A true gourmet of falsehood, self-referentiality, and the commercial milking of a success awarded well beyond its merits. Physically disturbing, at least in pictures: I had the immense pleasure of never having laid eyes on it.

di Hetzer | Comments: 02 | DeRank™: 0,34

Just remember… To fall in love…

di Hetzer | Comments: 01 | DeRank™: 1,99