The Smashing Pumpkins

As confirmed by the esteemed (and at the time most respectable) screenwriters/producers of "The Simpsons," a group for either kids, teenagers, post-adolescents, or grotesquely semi-adults clinging to the dream of redeeming their unlucky-infused adolescence... It's as if they have branded a significant portion of a '90s generation, pre-packaging labels that straddle mysterious apathy and gratuitous & unmotivated depression...

From the perspective of their artistic deeds, managing to endure the undefinable sound dimension emitted by the mass of moving flesh behind the microphone seems to me a kind of superpower that, all things considered, warrants a minimal level of respect; the lavish praises they receive are one of those Debaseric mysteries to ponder in the solitary, devastating moments that separate sitting on the toilet, the onset of a bellyache, and the unleashing of the pyroclastic flow, but also maybe not...

A loving extra point because they helped teach me which music to stay away from...