Micaela Gecko

Budding writer, track-by-track reviewer, singer, philosopher, musicologist, psychologist, mineralogist, proctologist.
Currently working on my fantasy-steampunk-new weird-psycho-fecal-autobiographical novel about talking marzipan umbrellas, three-legged radioactive flamingos, opera singers who strain their voices and risk vocal cord nodules, and much, much more.
Favorite hobbies: dressing up as Simone Simons, boycotting metal webzines that don’t meet my standards of objectivity, indulging my OCD by googling every existing review of Epica and various symphonic-gothic-thrash-death-black-electro-IDM-metal bands and commenting on them to showcase my theoretical-technical-metaphysical knowledge on the subject.
I have a full life. It’s good that you know.