S. Darko

"My name is Smith, I don't live around here..."
"Listen, Mr. Smith..."
"Just Smith. And I'm here, if you want to know, because of the Kansas City Shuffle."
"What is the Kansas City Shuffle?"
"The Kansas City Shuffle is when they look right and you go left."
"I've never heard of it."
"Mhh, it's not something people talk about much. In the end, it hits those who don't want to hear. This one in particular has been in preparation for more than twenty years."
"Twenty years, huh?"
"It's not a small thing. It requires a lot of planning; it involves quite a few people, people connected only by an insignificant event, a tip in the night in an environment that doesn't forget, even if everyone would want to. It starts with a horse..."
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"Shit... Fuck... Damn..."
"Shit fuck damn, exactly."
"What a crazy story though!"
"Charlie Chaplin entered a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest in Monte Carlo and came third: that’s a crazy story. This, is something else entirely."
"Is this the Kansas City Shuffle?"
"No. It’s just the triggering event. The catalyst. This is a Kansas City Shuffle: they look right, and you, you go left. Sorry kid, but sometimes life isn’t just about living. And besides, you can’t pull off a Kansas City Shuffle without a dead man.