Less than 40

Main account: http://www.debaser.it/about/Don_Pollo

This is a fake account, although I would rather call it a "secondary account," of the dear fellow mentioned above, dedicated to a sort of personal experiment (to put it simply: I put myself to the test to prove that I’m cool). With this profile, I will focus on writing various reviews under one condition: not to exceed the limit of 40 words, not more, but fewer are allowed if I reach 39 and don’t know what else to add. In short, it can’t get any more zot than this (and I originally wanted to impose 25 words...), I might be able to do it, or maybe not. More than anything, it will help me improve my summarizing skills, as I usually tend to ramble on too much (which is obvious from this introduction). It will probably be difficult—I think that often writing short reviews is more challenging than writing long ones. It’s easy to write a thousand words but not to write 40 perfect words used the right way at the right moment. A bit like comparing a shredder’s solos to those of David Gilmour... But that’s irrelevant. Maybe I’ll even say that once I reach 40 reviews, I’ll stop to close a perfect circle; I think I’ll only do that if I manage exactly 40 words per review, aiming for a 1600-word career.

Version for TL;DR people = I’m the Chicken and I want to write tiny reviews with this dedicated account because I have nothing better to do.