MuffinMan! Banned

DeRank ™: 0,16 • DeAge™ : 5518 days

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The Sweet Bun Man is seated at the table In the Utility Muffin Research Kitchen laboratory... Reaching out to grab an enormous chrome spoon He gathers the necessary amount of dried sweet bun crumbs And brushing aside his scapular He proceeds to put them inside his shirt... He turns to us and says: "There are people who prefer pastries. I, for one, wouldn't know what to do with them!" Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas spout Of a culinary tool full of iced cream He squeezes out a small green cream rosette (ah ah yuk yuk... let's try that again!...) He squeezes out a green cream rosette Almost right at the top of a dark but radiant sweet bun Of his own invention. After a while he says: "There are people... there are people who like pastries exclusively. While I say there is nothing and there should be nothing More exalted on the face of God's grey earth Than the prince of foods... The Sweet Bun!"
Girl, you thought he was a man But he was a sweet bun He stayed there until you realized That he knew nothing Girl, you thought he was a man But he was only a puff (like a sugar veil on the bun) No cries are heard in the night Because he is stuffing.
Greet with joy!
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