Jimmy_cruscotto

Jimmy was born in Long Island (NY) in 1922 to the Italian-American boss Al Cruscotto and the showgirl Valentine Rose (known by her stage name "Dark Lips" at the club where she performed) because nine months earlier they had overdone it with imported whiskey celebrating the end of Prohibition. Jimmy grew up practically alone in the family strip club, the famous "Sexy Legs" of Lost Heaven, surrounded by industrial quantities of explosive liquors, cigarettes, drunken and eager clients, ever-ready dancers, and jazz music every evening. It was thus that before becoming interested in sex, alcohol, and smoking (still his passions), when he was 4 years old, his father gave him a trumpet and threatened the Little Sam with a 6-shot Little Sam colt revolver, the trumpeter who played in the club, to teach him some lessons. Five years later, Little Sam was murdered in a settling of scores, and Jimmy became the new trumpeter of the "Sexy Legs" and his mascot.. the dancers adored him and the audience came specifically to see him perform (at least that's how the husbands justified it to their wives).. it was a success! But fate was lurking; at 19, Jimmy was the most acclaimed jazz trumpeter in all of New York, but he had become unmanageable, smoked 50 cigarettes an hour, drank 2 liters of gin as an aperitif before meals, and had impregnated 67 dancers, 89 prostitutes, 14 housewives, and a dog passing by by chance, so one evening after drinking yet another glass of ethyl alcohol, the ghost of his old trumpet teacher appeared through the intoxicating fumes, telling him straight that he had broken his balls and was ashamed to have created such a man. BUT he proposed to redeem him by teaching him "the agreement of eternal youth" on the condition that he would never abandon the instrument that, par excellence, could best express his anger, frustration, and sexual charge.. Jimmy now is always 19 years old, of course, has been playing electric guitar for about fifty years, and has been part of the Full Panic (funky Hard rock'n'roll) band for a month. he still continues to: bed every groupie who asks him kindly, drink cheap wine, go on vacation sleeping in a sleeping bag and mooching food and lodging from all the friends he has scattered across different regions of his homeland, eat ice cream, walk in the rain (his personal hobby), daydreaming (with eyes open and closed), cook, read Stefano Benni and Daniele Luttazzi, sleep, watch love in all its forms, smile mischievously, and write reviews on debeser.. haha!! P.S. if you care about it, the agreement of eternal youth is just a very banal YES BETTER