Voto:
Oh come on... So you don't want to understand it... You're a bunch of assholes! What the hell are you listening to? Pantera, Sepultura, Slayer, Led Zeppelin, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, Mudhoney, Tad, Green River, Jeff Buckley and Tim Buckley, Deep Purple, King Crimson, Genesis, Pink Floyd, Area, Negazione, Raw Power, Metallica, Megadeth and various bullshit... You haven't understood and you continue to not get a damn thing! The golden years of the great Real, the years of Happy Days and Ralph Malph, the years of immense company, the years of riding scooters always in pairs, the years when movies were so beautiful, the years of Roy Rogers jeans, the years of whatever you do, the years of "we're here, don't worry!" We are here no ooo ooo i! These are the words of the ultimate Enlightenment thinker, this is music and supreme art! This makes you reflect on the meaning of life and opens the doors of perception for us; the Doors were nobody! Jim Morrison was Max with a wig! The Rolling Stones were produced by Max Pezzali! John Lennon was Max, they assassinated him but he resurrected for us! Max created the world in six days and on the seventh he recorded "Hanno ucciso l'uomo ragno", because he’s never tired! Max is the only true singer of metropolitan discomfort, of young people's problems and the rot of society... Max knows... Max races in Superbike with the Suzuki number 3 and he will win the championship! Max will become President of the Republic and set things right in Italy, he will strike down the bad and the corrupt and after putting everything in order, he will go to the Vatican dressed in white to deliver his message of peace to the world and use all the Church's money for poor children (no more words, just actions!! No bullshit!!). Max has an exquisite voice that ranges from tenor to soprano, he just doesn’t want to show it to avoid putting the Three Tenors and Maria Callas in a bad light. Max is your God, you shall have no other God besides Max, do not take the name of Max in vain, remember to sanctify the birthday and name day of Max, honor Max and his art, Do not kill (Max knows and will strike you down), do not commit impure acts (Max is still a virgin and will remain so forever; one day he will give birth to the new Messiah, but not through sexual acts, rather by divine will of the Holy Spirit!), do not steal (Max will cut off your hands), do not bear false witness (the phrase "the law is equal for everyone" was coined by Max and his spirit is in every court, watch out!), do not covet another's woman (Max has never done it and will never do it; it's his friends who always screw him over by taking all the women he manages to find), do not covet another's belongings (Max will sodomize you just for thinking about it)... Start the purifying journey in the name of Max and his music... Fools! Profane beings! Shame on you!!
