Cornell

DeRank : 14,77
DeAge™ : 7265 days • Here since 21 july 2006
Elton John Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
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From your parts, I understand that neither flammable liquid nor open flames of any kind can be found. So, try attaching a rubber hose to the car's exhaust, start the engine, place a brick on the accelerator (put it in neutral first, for God's sake!) and take a deep breath... Oh right, no gasoline... Then open the medicine cabinet, grab about ten random boxes, two pills per box, crush everything, a bit of water, drink it all in one go and the game is done... I care about you... Yours, Cornell
R.E.M. Out Of Time
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You are an idiot. That's it.
Giovanni Allevi Evolution
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IT'S EVOLUTION BABY!!!!!
Metallica Death Magnetic
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@KINDOFBLUE: What do you want me to say, in first grade they taught me, listen and behold, both to read and to write, in block letters and in cursive.. Was I privileged? SEND IT AAAAAAAA!!!!!
Metallica Death Magnetic
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When you set out to write a review, you're probably neglecting to read this maxim: "Check with the Search DeMotor that the album you want to review is not already present in the magical DeDatabase. If it is, it's up to you to decide if it’s still worth writing a review: maybe yes (you have something else to say), but maybe no." Since this is the first paragraph, it cannot fail to catch your eye! If you’ve read this, you've searched with the search engine both the artist and the work, in this case, present with a myriad of reviews that could almost make Systematic Chaos jealous, you are truly brainless fools wanting to get your heads chopped off. You love sadomasochism, don't you?
Metallica Death Magnetic
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When you set out to write a review, you're probably neglecting to read this maxim: "Check with the Search DeMotor that the album you want to review is not already present in the magical DeDatabase. If it is, it's up to you to decide if it’s still worth writing a review: maybe yes (you have something else to say), but maybe no." Since this is the first paragraph, it cannot fail to catch your eye! If you’ve read this, you've searched with the search engine both the artist and the work, in this case, present with a myriad of reviews that could almost make Systematic Chaos jealous, you are truly brainless fools wanting to get your heads chopped off. You love sadomasochism, don't you?
Metallica Death Magnetic
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Look, it's always a pleasure to see emerging bands trying to propose new musical realities. These Metallica, just from their name, seem really tough, mean, and pissed off. With a name like that, they'll definitely go far! Long live Metal and long live Homer Simpson! Dehihiho!!!
Metallica Death Magnetic
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FIRST!!!!!!!
Metallica Death Magnetic
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Ah, in this world devoid of certainties, dry of values and decent people, where everything seems to swallow you up, eat you alive, and spit you out on the ground, one of the few certainties of this time that gives me the strength and charisma to face the day, resist, and move forward is finding a review of the new Metallica on the homepage every day! THANK YOU! SEND MORE ABBBBBBOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA!!! Metallica Rulez!! Can you feel the violence rising!!! Jesus! Mmmmhhhh!! But why the hell should Metallica make a comeback to THRASH at all costs? Is it mandatory? Or will they be disqualified? But you know how much Metallica cares about what old fans think... Sellouts, fakes, etc. They’re right to mess with you! I could barely stand them back then, and today I can't even get through one song!
Metallica Death Magnetic
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@ILMIGLIORE: you are the best!