Venusiano Sarcastico

DeRank : 4,40
DeAge™ : 7304 days • Here since 11 june 2006
Def Leppard Pyromania
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The only thing I remember about DL is the drummer without an arm. They never really impressed me much, but I’ll try to give them a chance by listening to this album. Great review.
(+44) Live in Milano 28/09/06
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Is Hoppus still a virtuoso on the electric bass?
Placebo Meds
Placebo Meds
4 oct 06
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The Placebo are amazing, fucking hell! They're the ones with the gay singer, right?
Sex Pistols Never Mind The Bollocks
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Very nice review for a useless yet essential album. Well done!
Babyshambles Down In Albion
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If he weren't a drugged-up mess and wasn't sleeping with Kate Moss, nobody would care about him... I’ve only listened to a few tracks by Babyshambles, but they seem uniquely flat to me.
Miles Davis Kind Of Blue
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Great... now you've really shown us lowlifes that you listen to cultured music and that you're a real cool guy... "Poor lowlifes: according to some toxic leftover from the 90s, albums like 'Ok Computer' or 'Mellon Collie' are worth as much as 'Kind of Blue'... but how can you make that comparison?... Don't even comment on King Crimson because it's clear you don't even know who they are... another thing: "This isn't his masterpiece"... who decided that? You?... and then Bitches Brew is a completely different thing and isn't comparable to this in style... different instruments, everything else... but maybe you didn't even notice..."Do I really have to say that it's the greatest album for sex ever conceived on planet Earth?"... no, you really didn't have to say that, also because the greatest sex of my life was with Reek of Putrefaction by Carcass playing in the background... oh, you can add "Who's Next" by The Who and "A Love Supreme" by Coltrane to your list of flops too...
Smashing Pumpkins Mellon Collie and The Infinite Sadness
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Okay...now I'm waiting for your takedowns on Discipline by King Crimson and Kind of Blue by Miles Davis...you’re ridiculous...
Rage Against The Machine Rage Against The Machine
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You’ve said so much nonsense that I would need half a day to clarify a few things, but unfortunately, I don't have the time... hilarious review, though. Try again, you’ll be luckier.
Audioslave Revelations
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oops...the votes
Audioslave Revelations
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Great review for a great rock album. As far as I'm concerned, Zack can go screw himself. He's been supposed to release this damn half-rap album for years...I don't know, I still haven't figured out what the hell he's going to do...maybe he hasn't figured it out either.