Dott. Fottermeier

DeRank ™: 4,91

DeAge™ : 7310 days • Here since 4 june 2006

Burzum (Uruk-Hai) Blast From The Ancient Past

6 sep 08

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Incredible! I just found out that GustavoTanz's father has decided to disown him for apparent mental inferiority and send him to a school run by barefoot Carmelite nuns. It seems that in his place he wants to adopt GUSTAVOSTRUNZ. You’re awesome, dad.

Burzum (Uruk-Hai) Blast From The Ancient Past

6 sep 08

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Have you at least seen the scene from the confessional with Gustavo's dad in tears over his son's fate? I confess that my eyes got misty.

Burzum (Uruk-Hai) Blast From The Ancient Past

6 sep 08

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Yes, but he was brought back because a contestant withdrew earlier. They say he has friends in production... the usual stuff, really. Adone, you voted, right?

Burzum (Uruk-Hai) Blast From The Ancient Past

6 sep 08

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mmmm....how will the dispute between GUSTAVOTANZ and his alter ego GUSTAVOSTRUNZ end? Decide who to eliminate: send a text to 49201 saying: "Tanz" if you want him to go, or send "Strunz" if you want to eliminate his alter ego. (Standard cost 1€/sms)

Metallica Death Magnetic

6 sep 08

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Now you’re asking too much! Of course it’s radioactive, this deer is 92% composed of dioxin and runoff from industrial waste. But that’s exactly what makes the meat more tender and flavorful, guaranteed!

Metallica Death Magnetic

6 sep 08

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For a used thong from Luxuria, I'll also give you 10 deer hides. For the whole deer, I've checked, you need to wait a week. My boss, Ciruzzo O' milionario, now gets it delivered straight from a clandestine slaughterhouse in the Caserta area.

Metallica Death Magnetic

6 sep 08

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Guys, you haven't understood that the deer hide sector is booming, let alone Information Technology. Bartle, I'm sending them to you on Monday via priority mail, so be at home or at least let your doorman know... I'll cover you in gold.

Metallica Death Magnetic

6 sep 08

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Adonis, 4 skins of deer would actually be 20 euros, but just because it's you, I'll give you a discount and sell them for 18 euros, and then don't tell me I'm not a friend. Plus, I'll throw in a hair from James Hetfield's cock (not true, it's actually one of mine... but how would you even notice?).

Metallica Death Magnetic

6 sep 08

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Bartle, let it go... I understand your frustration, but it's a waste of time. A battle lost from the start. Instead, do you need a couple of deer hides for the car? I have about 2500 set aside, and I want to start building a small clientele...

Metallica Death Magnetic

6 sep 08

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Hooray, I’m so happy, today finally after such a long time I found a job!!! I sell deer skins at the intersection of Via Chiana and Via Salaria in Rome. If you're passing by, come and visit me, and maybe I'll even give you a 5% discount if you buy 3 deer skins together.