leonid

DeRank ™: -0,18

DeAge™ : 7331 days • Here since 15 may 2006

The Cult Love

1 aug 06

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In my opinion, this is a group that does not hide its influences, but has managed to mix them in the best possible way. Dreamtime and Southern Death Cult are certainly more original, but with this, they have reached the peak of inspiration, and indeed almost everyone cannot help but say: "derivative, sure, a bit tacky, perhaps, but damn it, I've worn this record out!" Speaking of Christian Death, how can one not mention "Only Theatre of Pain," their absolute pinnacle.

Stuck Mojo Rising

1 aug 06

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What I have never understood is what kind of relationship exists (if there is one) between Stuck Mojo and Devin Townsend (Strapping Young Lad, Devin Townsend Band, etc.). Do you know anything about it?

Hooverphonic The Magnificent Tree

31 jul 06

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huh?

Vobiscum Christenblut

28 jul 06

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No, you have to excuse me, but even the name makes me laugh... it must be the heat getting to my head, seriously. I don't know the album so I have no intention of tearing anything apart, it's just that, maybe, maybe I’m losing my mind... it must be this damn makeup that’s making it hard for me to breathe.

Vobiscum Christenblut

28 jul 06

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and wipe that sardonic grin off your face before I give you a good smack!

Vobiscum Christenblut

28 jul 06

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It is the curtain that divides the only room in the Dunkelfurst home. On one side lives Dunkelfurst with mom and dad, on the other is grandma.

Vobiscum Christenblut

28 jul 06

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Dunkelfurst, holy god, I’ve told you a thousand times to leave mom’s makeup alone, you don’t even look normal with that crap on your face - no dad, please, leave my white hat alone... noooo

Vobiscum Christenblut

28 jul 06

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Guys, I am Dunkelfurst. I would like to thank you for the support you are giving me. I want to tell you about that time when, at the beach with my family in Milano Marittima, I decided to play some black metal. It was three o'clock, and I couldn't swim until four. Because of the heat, the makeup was dripping down my cheeks and everyone was teasing me. My little white hat was soaked with sweat, and my mom didn’t want me to go out in the sun to play marbles with the other kids. So I took my little plastic guitar and started to strum. Grandma Gretha then jumped and said: "Dunkelfurst, you play black metal like Grandpa Fafnir" (Grandma Gretha only conjugated in the infinitive). That’s how it all began. Thanks again: Dunkelfurst

Vobiscum Christenblut

28 jul 06

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I will soon send you the bank account for donations to the Dunkelfurst help center for children with makeup issues.

Vobiscum Christenblut

28 jul 06

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The guy with the sardonic grin on the cover looks like a retard to me. If I were him, I'd save on the makeup and load up on phosphorus and omega-3. I look at the cover and can't stop laughing... but damn it. I think it's necessary to organize a fundraiser to get poor Dunkelfurst a support teacher.