We all blame History
but I say the fault is ours
it's clear that people aren't serious
when they talk about left or right.
But what is the right, what is the left?
But what is the right, what is the left?
Bathing in the tub is right
while taking a shower is left
a pack of Marlboro is right
smuggled ones are left.
A nice little soup is right
the minestrone is always left
almost all songs are right
if they're boring, they're left.
Blue jeans, which are a sign of left
go right with a jacket
the concert in the stadium is left
prices are a bit right.
The potato by nature is left
mashed in the puree is right
the overtaking lane is on the left
but during elections it's on the right.
Humming with the guitar is left
with karaoke, it's right
tights are almost always left
the garter belt is more than ever right.
Right-left
right-left
right-left…
Enough!