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DeRank ™: 0,05

DeAge™ : 7435 days • Here since 31 january 2006

And to think that I fell in love with nu metal by listening to "Hybrid Theory" and "Meteora." Now, fortunately, I've put them away; better the Korn and the early Limp Bizkit. Plus, the Linkin can't do anything but cover themselves.

George Michael Faith

20 feb 06

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Strangely, I find both the original "Faith" by Giorgio Michele and the cover that Limp Bizkit did in 1997 equally BRILLIANT.

Metallica Black Album

19 feb 06

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But who is this derecensore? A 35-year-old womanizer politically further to the right than I am?

P.O.D. Satellite

19 feb 06

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I don't know? I like them.

Queen + Paul Rodgers Return Of The Champions

18 feb 06

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They would have been better off disbanding after '91. In any great rock band, replacing the vocalist is practically impossible. If you want to further make Freddie (R.I.P.) turn in his grave, make him listen to the 2000 version of "We Will Rock You" by Five. Not to mention that the guitarist wrote it...

Backstreet Boys Never Gone

18 feb 06

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I confess...the only boy bands I liked were Take That and 5ive (and here I go overboard: their version of "We Will Rock You" I like much more than Queen's original; the same goes for the relationship "Everybody Get Up"/"I Love Rock'n'Roll"). The rest can rot in a photocopy of the cloaca maxima.

Jay-Z and Linkin Park Collision Course

18 feb 06

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Can someone explain to me why there isn't even a hint of hip hop album reviews here? And then, if I gave "The Rising Tied" two stars, why did you give it only one? If you still have in mind the equation "hip hop = videos with babes, dirty and ignorant blacks, and cheesy wannabe gangsters," let me know.

Korn Korn

16 feb 06

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And so the name of Korn is due to a scene of male homosexuality? Where one licks his partner's ass, and the other shits in his mouth leaving a kernel of corn on his tongue? And I thought it was inspired by something less sordid, like: "a scene of sapphic sex where one slides a kernel of corn on the other’s skin."