Tepes

when the hell are you going to start writing again? I was about to piss my pants!

absolutely avoid even the latest Darkthrone, the latest Satyricon. Personally, I don't like at the heart of winter or even holocaust. Try with the stuff I advised you.

trimalchione...the PURE MOLASSES POUR is genius...maybe in one of my reviews I'll borrow that phrase. Also the expression FAKE HEAVY GUITARS. Genius. But the little whore is already 22? I must have fallen behind. In any case, I want to point out the change from anti lolita (as the good stefanohab used to say) to little whore for a quickie in the bathroom (reference to the video).

In any case, the review is spontaneous and fun. Rossella's painting is exemplary (always hated), and the summary of the plot in plain words is just as good.

It's a film that is at times in poor taste, pompous, tacky, exaggerated, and gaudy. But you can't say it's a movie that deserves a 1 or a 0. I would give it at least a three (if not four) from a strictly technical standpoint. It's a beautiful object. Maybe baroque churches aren't beautiful because they're intricate? Is the cassata not good because it's heavy? Come on, let's not be contrarian at all costs. It's like saying that Master Of Puppets is garbage, that Mellon Collie And the Infinite Sadness is crap. These are old works made with the desire to impress, and for me, they succeed. Take Ben Hur, same story. If a film like that were produced in 2007 (and there are some), that would indeed be serious.

Then, please make sure not to think about the Black characters because they're mostly clowns; focus on the music they make. If you want to dive into something rougher, I recommend the first three works of Burzum and the first five of Darkthrone. I would avoid Emperor for now (unless you love melody). If you're feeling suicidal, the conversation changes and you come across the Depressive Black genre.

So, Psycroptic, I must say that everything (or almost everything) I know about black metal comes from Fallen. Not to dismantle your argument, but you’ve listened to two of the black metal bands to AVOID if you want to start out and if your brain is superior to that of an opossum. NO MARDUK, DARK FUNERAL, DIMMU BORGIR, AND MAYHEM. You shouldn’t start with these. I would recommend "Nemesis Divina" by Satyricon, "Blizzard Beast" and "Sons Of Northern Darkness" by Immortal. Especially in Immortal, I still hear Death influences that make them more enjoyable for someone not used to Death (not to mention that they all have good productions... bad productions didn’t appeal to me at first either).

Psycroptic, I think you should delve into black, it can surprise you in wonderful ways. Unless you're one of those who can't live without technique. In any case, the quote was from Alienation Mental, So what was too easy.

Puah. I don’t love Skepticism just as I don’t love the shape of despair. For me, the pinnacle of Funeral is Evoken, Esoteric, Tiranny. I don’t love Skepticism. And what about Thergothon? Where do we put them? And Disembowelment? For me, funeral must be rotten, very rotten.

I miss you, but I'm very satisfied with into the infernal region of the ancient cult.