Tepes

DeRank ™: 2,62

DeAge™ : 7447 days • Here since 17 january 2006

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Cock And Ball Torture Sadochismo

23 jan 06

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thank you pasmal, too kind..........x nephrenka........remember that classy people (like me) are few....

Cryptopsy None So Vile

22 jan 06

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Fortunately, the... uh, excuse me... THE eager nephrenka is here to defend the insane cryptopsy. But nephrenka is the keeper of a secret that even Tepes with his icy eyes (an epithet of dubious attribution) cannot unravel. Will our hero manage to solve the riddle with the sole aid of reason, or will he have to resort to lower arguments of discussion (such as the sharpened stakes for which he was eudoxo among the people)? The difficult judgment lies with nephrenka... In the meantime, I formally renew the request for explanation and clarification. What you posted in the other review feels like an explanation from Anna Dell'anna ("it's so because it's so, and if you don't understand, it's because you're stupid: it seems obvious to me")... check the site because a ton of other reviews are on the way.

Cock And Ball Torture Sadochismo

22 jan 06

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Amen, for the definition of porno gore you're right, grind is a bit too general but I wanted to convey the idea of the played genre. As for the rest, I’m afraid you got a bit carried away because titles like King Anus III or Pussy Commando leave no doubt that they're joking. Great album and great band.

Skinless Foreshadowing Our Demise

21 jan 06

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dear nephrenka :-P you are Cryptica...what do you mean by ...forgive me but right now Morbid Angel and the weights have scrambled whatever little brain matter was left, which was at least somewhat gelatinous...please be so kind as to explain....if nothing else using that plastic and silicon tool commonly known as a mobile phone. Don't use a pipe or an explosive device because I'm afraid I would continue not to understand. TOMORROW SADNESS AND BOREDOM WILL SEEK THE HOUR SO TAKE A LITTLE SPIN AROUND THIS DIRTY SITE AND ON WHICH THE LONELY TEPES WRITES!!!!

Demented Ted Promises Impure

21 jan 06

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Thank you Sergio, you can find it at an important mail order famous all over the world called a_ _ _ _ n... it seems that the cheapest used one costs 60 cents.

Vader The Art Of War

21 jan 06

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good review, but the vader don't thrill me that much...too thrashy

Obituary Cause Of Death

20 jan 06

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Another note of demerit for you, oh Jigoro. HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU SAY IT'S A ROTTEN, SICK, AND DARK ALBUM???? AUTOPSY ARE ROTTEN, NOT OBITUARY! CANNIBAL CORPSE ARE SICK, NOT OBITUARY! DYING FETUS ARE DARK, NOT OBITUARY! This is definitely a very aggressive album, but it's too thrashy to be considered rotten, sick, and dark. It's a straightforward, impactful, and relatively easy listen: as far as I'm concerned, I liked it just as quickly as it left my stereo. No doubt, it's a piece of genre history, but if we're being honest, it represents the more chaotic and kitschy side of Death metal.

Obituary Cause Of Death

20 jan 06

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FUCK JIGORO OBITUARY MEANS OBITUARY NOT OBITORIO!!!! ALSO TALKING ABOUT TECHNIQUE FOR THE OBITUARIES IS LIKE TALKING ABOUT CHRIST FOR BURZUM... IF THEY ARE TECHNICI, WHAT THE FUCK ARE SUFFOCATION, ALIENS!!!!! ANYWAY, THE REVIEW IS NOT BAD AND THE ALBUM IS CUTE EVEN THOUGH IT DIDN'T EXCITE ME MUCH... I WOULD HAVE GIVEN IT A 4...

Dark Tranquillity Damage Done

20 jan 06

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA NONE SO VILE IS MINE!!!!!!!! ONLY MINE!!!!!!! I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO REVIEWED IT!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM THE KING OF NONE SO VILE!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAAHHAH!!!!!! HURRAY, I'LL PAY FOR DRINKS FOR EVERYONE, I WANT YOU ALL DRUNK AS LOOT!!!!!!!!111