Antmo

DeRank : 2,88
DeAge™ : 7473 days • Here since 24 december 2005
Grails Burning Off Impurities
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I don't like them very much... too "complicated." Great review.
Turbonegro Retox
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in disagreement all the way. Retox has put a depression on me that’s unbearable...
Hank has gone from "I Got Erection" to "I wanna come to the party at your house" in ten years (a lyric that even Good Charlotte couldn’t pull off in their best performances!).
Maybe on the next album he’ll sing "I need to take Viagra" and we’ll be set.
I CAN'T believe it. I mean, it’s a total disaster!
Party Animals was crap. This is disguised crap; even worse.
It sounds like a Red Hot Chili Peppers album (?); all the same, all "pàro", always the same chords and a few catchy choruses thrown in...
But the best part (which is absolutely terrible) you know what it is? THE LEAD GUITAR.
I mean, have you noticed that it almost sounds like Euroboy isn’t playing at all? Anyone else could’ve played those parts – even I could! – and the result would’ve been the same: there isn’t a SINGLE noteworthy solo, just a mishmash, a layering of those cool, circular, and damn sticky sounds that Euro had accustomed us to!
Nothing at all. I’m sticking the knife in: Happy Tom plays RIDICULOUS bass parts. Amen.
What the hell did they regroup for to churn out these shitty albums? Wouldn’t it have been better to go out in glory in 1998 and start ANOTHER band? Goodbye Turbonegro and entering the Unbelievable Cazzons.
With the image they have, now what do they hope for? To expand their audience to MTV teens???!!! Or maybe, to sprawl on the couches of Music Farm and redo their makeup alongside Dolcenera???????!
I'll let "Scandinavian Leather" slide because (screw it) after the initial excitement of the reunion, at least it gave us a new tour and I could inject it into my veins again! But then...
the Turbocicci are washed up and here there are no grounds for ONE star, let alone four! I think you're lying while knowing you're lying. You're a warm-hearted type :-)
ps. let’s hope my Turbojugend SPQR Roma buddies don’t read this comment or they’ll beat me up and put a muzzle on me.
Angry Samoans Inside My Brain
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Certo! Inviami pure il testo e procederò con la traduzione.
Pissed Jeans Hope For Men
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Then, 2 bullshit 2. 1) I miss Mudhoney. Like mad. I'm looking for the 2007 equivalent of Superfuzz Bigmuff. Actually, no, I just miss Mark Arm, the real one. Anyone who has interesting recommendations regarding this is kindly asked to contact me. URGENT TIP NEEDED. 2) I'm looking for a decent shirt but the ones I found on sale all suck or have the same ridiculous price as two weeks ago. Capitalist bastards, do they really think they're going to make me pay a fortune for linen that weighs next to nothing???
Pissed Jeans Hope For Men
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Then, 2 bullshit 2. 1) I miss Mudhoney. Like mad. I'm looking for the 2007 equivalent of Superfuzz Bigmuff. Actually, no, I just miss Mark Arm, the real one. Anyone who has interesting recommendations regarding this is kindly asked to contact me. URGENT TIP NEEDED. 2) I'm looking for a decent shirt but the ones I found on sale all suck or have the same ridiculous price as two weeks ago. Capitalist bastards, do they really think they're going to make me pay a fortune for linen that weighs next to nothing???
Pissed Jeans Hope For Men
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When the guy reels in these gems, I love it... I don’t know about you. I mean, he sets you up easy, with the "quirky" stretching before he gives you a serious ass-kicking, possibly with stripes. I mean, it’s the same exact mood as the record in question. Borderline on multiple fronts, hardcore, punk, and generally stuff that makes the air stale: they ARE the Unbelievable Cazzons you were waiting for! and it crashes perfectly, dying with a felafel in hand, wearing the good outfit with broken Converse under the pants. Honored for the mention, thanks. P.S. true kosmo, Sub Pop is making a comeback (it’s not easy when you’ve been THE grunge) and after Comets On Fire, these are another hit. A handful of records like this and we’re all in for it. Oh, album of the month.
Dead Boys Young, Loud And Snotty
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Younger Louder and Snottier, look for that.
The Saints (I'm) Stranded
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everyone stop.
Morgan Da A ad A (teoria delle catastrofi)
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I couldn't care less about the album, but the page is fantastic.
Interpol Our Love To Admire
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played on repeat, in the background and otherwise. nothing to remember but I find myself humming a few lines ("mmmmh-mmmh oooh-eeeh") in the shower.