BathoryAria

Bassist Girl, does this comment ring a bell? "Sometimes I envy certain people because they don’t understand a damn thing.... You’re all great at criticizing, but instead of hanging around here popping balloons, don’t you have anything better to do??????? WE ARE THE PULSE OF THE MAGGOTS!!!" As for the insults, I was referring to the insults directed at the people themselves, not towards Slipknot (let me reiterate: breed and hate were very clear about it). Anyway, I didn’t know you weren’t referring to me; I saw that everyone was coming at me, so...

And then I didn't start it, but your lovely Dave Warrior, throwing insults left and right, acting like the big man and the tough guy. I replied in my posts, even with an angry tone, but not excessively offensive like the respectable Mr. Breed, Hate, or the many brave anonymous ones. I suggest you reread the posts; it seems like you missed something.

My dear black bassist girl, there are two issues:
1- I didn't just say that I don't like Slipknot; I provided ample reasons for my choices (just read my posts on Dave Warrior, for example).
2- The insults are being thrown by you and all your cute little gaming buddies. Don't dare say it's not true; just read one of the many posts written by your music expert friends. I have never insulted anyone who listens to Slipknot, nor have I ever used offensive terms towards people who listen to this band: I only insulted Slipknot, that much is true.

I'll tell you just one thing, hate: I won't respond to you because I think stooping to your level would be an insult to intelligence.

I reiterate: listen to the first (when dream and day unite, images and words, awake): they created prog-metal.

The Satyricon definitely won't have all that technique (which, by the way, neither do Slipknot, so you can't even make a comparison), but damn, Dark Medieval Times and Nemesis Divina are among the most important black albums ever (more so the first than the second, anyway...). Satyricon are among the most brilliant black metal bands, they're by far more original than your fucking Slipknot, but above all, they know how to convey emotions. And what the hell do Slipknot convey? Noise, so much noise for our poor metalheads' ears. If you like noise, go ahead, keep listening to the circus clowns... happy for you.

Please, let's not invoke the names of Metallica and Satyricon in vain. Do you see that you are idiots and easily predictable? With the statement "oh good old Metallica...puahahahhahah feel that GREAT SHIT of St. Anger!!!!! They really know how to play!!!!", you forgot one little factor: Metallica created a genre and GAVE US INDISPENSABLE MASTERPIECES FOR ANYONE WHO WANTS TO DEAL WITH METAL!!!! When it suits you and when you want to criticize, you immediately pull out St. Anger (a painfully terrible album that I hate... as do many others), but maybe you forget that Metallica also made Kill 'Em All, Ride the Lightning, Master of Puppets, and ...And Justice for All. HOW THE HELL DO WE DEAL WITH YOUR CRAP ABOUT SLIPKNOT??? Just Master of Puppets or One, or even Seek and Destroy could obliterate Slipknot and turn them to ashes. The creativity of Metallica is absolutely incomparable to those nine clowns.

PAPARAPAPAPARA........PARAPAPARAPA. ......the cavalry of the masked clowns has arrived, defenders of the great metal of Slipknot. Help, they will exterminate us all with their pearls of musical wisdom, every man for himself...........the great noise experts have arrived......oops, sorry I meant music (with Slipknot it's easy to get confused)

My beautiful, don’t you dare spit on the Satyricon, otherwise I’ll send Frost and Satyr to your house. And by the way, I’ve been listening to Marduk, Darkthrone, and Burzum for centuries, mommy's boy, so don’t pretend to be the big black metal expert because if you take a little tour on de-baser, you’ll discover people much more knowledgeable than you in this subject. And one last thing: what do you mean by the statement "listen to true black"? Are you implying that Satyricon doesn’t make true Norwegian black metal?????? ARE WE KIDDING HERE??? I HOPE WE ARE, because otherwise, you can take a rope, tie it around your neck, and jump from your chair... the great expert of black...

Sorry Carlotto, but I can't today, I'm heading to the sea and I don't know when I'll be back since I have my little house there (it's 4 rooms.....), we'll talk as soon as possible my metal buddy and don't betray me in my absence. Metal Up Your Ass (ah, yes, how I love this phrase.....what a beast I am ;-) AHR AHR AHR) Anyway jigoro, I hope to hear from you soon.