Sanjuro

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DeAge™ : 7516 days • Here since 12 november 2005
The Velvet Underground The Velvet Underground & Nico
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You've been voting for 20 years, with your second-rate political affiliations that seem like the fandom for a Sunday football team, just another idiotic pastime for entertainment. Left-wing politicians dressed in Armani like the opposition, living in central Rome, earning 20,000 euros a month, and having a Filipino maid: they don’t even know how much a kilo of bread costs, those bastards. The right is equally terrible, compromising the bourgeois, Catholic, and conservative class of this cheap little Italy. And everyone like fools goes out to vote every time, fighting and stressing out just to see some exploitative jerk off the average citizen rise to power. CAN YOU STOP? CAN YOU STEP BACK? I don’t say this as some kind of idiotic no-global. I HATE NO GLOBALS, these idiots are against capitalism and then send their messages via the INTERNET, living in a house where every single damn thing, willingly or unwillingly, is a product of CAPITALISM: the company that provides them with electricity, gas, and water is all in the hands of those damn powerful people they criticize so much. They are just a brainless, utopian class, just like the right and the left. When we get rid of politics and its related bullshit, we might finally conceive art, not state-sponsored art, but art as SELF-ABANDONMENT. Vote Vote...
The Velvet Underground The Velvet Underground & Nico
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My family is right-wing Berlusconian. And you can hear the bullshit at lunch: "Ehh Berlusconi is what we need here, not those fucking communist idiots, Prodi that piece of shit. We are ruled by a fool like him, now those leftist assholes are going to get it good and hard." - - - From my ex when I used to have lunch there, fucking red tablecloth, red remote, red TV, red walls, red food. Those hyper-communist assholes: "That son of a bitch Berlusconi and Bush, ahahaha but they already destroyed him with Fahrenheit that asshole, this left is exactly what we need to change things in this state." WELL YOU BOTH CAN GO FUCK YOURSELVES!
Jesus Lizard Liar
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Enough, I reread the stunning review 5!!! Come on, and why the scream in Zacarhia?!?! MYYYYYYYY MYYYYYYYY MISTAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Yow doesn’t scream louder than others, doesn’t scream with more tones; he screams with such neurosis that sends chills down your spine. One could say that so much crossover and even stoner wouldn’t have come to be without them. But they are indescribably better. And Yow's image? He didn't care at all, I have two live recordings, in one a black tank top and blue jeans, in the other he’s depicted with a cartoon skunk. Forget those clown outfits with wide Adidas and blah blah blah blah all those gimmicks to launch trendy rock among kids. Pure music, pure neurosis, pure abandon. Gods.
Jesus Lizard Liar
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I also think it's the last great album by the Lizard, Down is formally perfect, but Yow is starting to take a back seat. And Yow is really essential for the Gesu Lucertola. This is my third favorite, after Goat and Head :)
The Velvet Underground The Velvet Underground & Nico
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But why don’t Communists, destructive anarchists, and no-globalists castrate each other and get their filthy asses out of this fucking world? ENOUGH POLITICS, death. You’re all cut from the same piece of shit and you don’t even realize it, from Prodi to the average no-global, to the anarcho-idiot, to Berlusconi and the centrist. You’ve been a pain in the ass, you’re impurely political. Those fucking leftists who elected Prodi... what results!!! And eh, instead, Berlusconi would have done who knows what great things, but go all of you to hell. NOT VOTING is the only smart stance, unfortunately, voting is ā€œa right and duty of the citizenā€: they shove this crap down your throat since childhood and no one can shake it off you anymore. End of states, end of politicians, end of no-globalists (who annoy me immensely): ABSTAIN.
Pink Floyd The Wall
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EMANUEL FANTONI WRITES "remember moderators that recommendations are more of a thing for the 'destronzi'" Destronzi ahahhahaha. You can really feel the absence of Vic’s smile and his reviews on Guns N' Roses, Oasis, and so on. I have never laughed so much. Anyway, even Petronius and Martial grounded much of their art in invective, in sharpness, in a caustic vein; now unfortunately it’s fashionable to be safe and sound, to write well but not to cross the line of common good taste. So everyone UNDERSTANDS. But understand what, then? Understand the Residents? Understand the Can? Understand Big Black? These are great artists who let their indecipherable, shaking, atomic essence resonate, like a marriage between Hiroshima and Nagasaki... and then comes a jerk who talks precisely about what's there and what's not, bla bla bla bla bla. I mean, explains to third parties in writing a no-sense (the incomprehensibility of life, of art) of others. Maybe it’s time to stop wanting to understand, to stop wanting to communicate, to abstract from society, yes to free Freudian associations, yes to neuroses, yes to no-sense, yes to invective. Only a few will understand, unfortunately. The others will always be in andropause with their "IHIHIHIHIHI How nice, I wrote a review and got so many fives, I know how to write yupppyy hiihihihihi." This page of Fantoni is a new way of conceiving the "review," obviously it's been banned. And you will find the Et anziqueno de-formidebilia et anziquesi de-stidicks ro-rotanti di sfascialemiecarrozze on the left. Clap Clap
Napalm Death From Enslavement To Obliteration
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Yes, but usually the rating is given by comparing the reviewed album, taking into account the worst (like Cremonini 1 star) and the best (Popol Vuh - Hosianna Mantra). In the grind genre, it's a 5 according to me, but in relation to all the albums, it stands at 3.5. Before putting this among the greatest rock albums of all time, there are about 3243254 before... and then I prefer Scum :)
My Bloody Valentine Isn't Anythying
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Big dinosaur @_@ It was a little dinosaur... I never expected such a mistake from you!! (Okay, that joke was terrible and I'll withdraw... :) Hi eazyy, any groups you would recommend!?
Pink Floyd The Wall
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Pagina non trovata This one was banned too :) . Because apparently, the Editors don't like me... Punisher and Vic Sorriso, not to mention the great enkriko or whatever his name was, had their reviews up front. Mine are always literary cases. If only there were more literary cases, then alongside the cold, always de-preferred descriptions, we would also have sharper, varied, and vibrant material. I remember that Re-Censire means to censor the thing, that is an amorphous practice, an exclusively compilatory and descriptive practice. Everything different from Lewis Tollani-Pretazzo-Donjunio (even though I like them) is relegated to the right column. Then there are cases of dementia like ...caz... who, due to longevity and dedication to the site, are also included among the favorites. The style of cazz really sucks. But he enjoys unlimited esteem for unknown reasons. Not to mention Sfascia Carrozze, for which you have to arm yourself with Travelgum during the reading and even have a bucket ready to throw up in once you're done. The most visionary things, those filled with invective, originality, and talent, get censored. But I would be okay if it were a site like onda rock where they say, ā€œOkay, now describe the album, lock yourself in a room with De Mauro and Garzanti, then show off and spill every musical knowledge for free throughout your compilation,ā€ and you would be kicked out from the start. That’s their policy, and I’m fine with it. Here, however, there’s a more laid-back leftist atmosphere… and… it’s a fucking lie, even here, descriptive pretentiousness is rewarded, and everyone is allowed to write just to attract as many users as possible. Pathetic.
Napalm Death From Enslavement To Obliteration
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De-cano, have you ever listened to Napalm Death? I really like them, even though I don't find the grind genre that eclectic and imaginative to deserve more than a 3. They always stay on the extreme edge of hardcore or metal, and after 10 tracks it gets terribly repetitive. They are the only ones who manage to vary intelligently, but from there to give them a 5, there’s really a long way to go. Anal Cunt are definitely genius; for them, the discourse changes: "I SOLD YOUR DOG TO THE CHINESE RESTAURANT." :) . :) . :) . :) . But doesn’t all this Growl or whatever the hell it's called, repeated ad nauseam in every song, start to wear you down after a while? I'm not bothered by Napalm, like "ohhh what terrible music, how can anyone listen to this stuff" — I'm bothered like this: "Come on, come on, nice music, now start singing, let’s see if you surprise me a bit... UOOOO UUOOOOUOOOO UUUUOOUUUU OOOUUUOOOUUU. What a drag!!!! Just like the other 45 tracks of this record!!!! Ah, come on, this piece is a bit more heroin-addict, a bit slow, let's see how they interpret it... UOOOOUUU UOOOO UOOOO UOOOOOOUUUU. What a bore!" I mean, between listening to Vampire Rodents or Jesus Lizard, who are terribly varied and distinctive in every song, why should I listen to Napalm? I still respect them, though.