Sanjuro

DeRank : 0,49
DeAge™ : 7516 days • Here since 12 november 2005
Nirvana In Utero
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I am not a fake of Vic Sorriso, even though I consider him the only true genius of this site. I am the fake of Pretazzo, I am his evil side. To say, justifying greatly as I have, that this album and the grunge movement were incredibly low on ideas is to be a fool? To say that Dave Grohl sucks and is a musical puppet for trendy teen parties is to be an idiot? To assert that the basic fusion of metal and punk is not as innovative as other much more developed and fresh styles from the 60s to the 90s is to be stupid? I am not Vic Sorriso; you still haven't understood a thing. One day I will create a fake so believable that you won't even suspect for a second that it could be me.
Assuck Anticapital
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Ah Ah the GrindCore and leftist metal end up in the de-selected... ahahahahahahah other pathetic debaser performances?
Smashing Pumpkins Mellon Collie And The Infinite Sadness
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Boasting about my female conquests here? But that's the only similar thing I've written after 1 year and 3 months of browsing Debaser. And it was unnecessary to say it, the Pumpkins fans are all over me because I have invulnerable charisma and dazzling beauty. KID_A is an idiot because he only knows those two mainstream albums like Nevermind and blah blah, but I still like the Pumpkins.
Smashing Pumpkins Mellon Collie And The Infinite Sadness
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KID.A Immense asshole... I have the dick that proves to be the only big one in here, and no wonder Vic is the greatest reviewer on Debaser. Number 1! Meanwhile, my review of Nirvana was visible for an hour before an error made it unaccessible. 600 visits in one hour and then suddenly the crack, while it flows among the DE-ALTRe as if it were a normal review. When I asked to delete and reactivate it, "It doesn't seem fair to the others to put it back up." BUAHAHAH. It was the first among the de-altre and it lasted 1 hour on the clock. It's way more fair to leave it flowing unaccessible and maybe reactivate it when it’s gone from the homepage, yes, that's fair. Vic Sorriso, Enkrist, Emanuel Fantoni are the only immortals on the site.
Smashing Pumpkins Mellon Collie And The Infinite Sadness
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I’ve had countless girls who are fans of the pumpkins because I look just like Corgan during the Gish era. Long live Billy :) She's a small wonder
Sonic Youth Splitting The Atom
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Never liked them, a deadly boredom. Overrated, smug, pathetic.
Nirvana Nevermind
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I would give the album 2.5 and a 3 when I wake up in a good mood, not a superb record but listenable when you’re taking a shit.
Nirvana Nevermind
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Grunge is a traditional genre with musicians who are largely rhetorical; they swept away those subhuman glam bullshit to impose a very banal mix of punk and metal. And everyone says, "Ohhh, how cool, but are these guys geniuses??? Punk and metal can be played together @_@!!?!?!" I mean, since Frank Zappa, there have been illustrious names in the fusion of disparate genre components, and then these idiotic anachronistic grunge dudes show up in the '90s and everyone drools over Cobain's big eyes and their breath of fresh air. BUAHAHAHHAHAHA. The only grunge band I respect besides Screaming Trees is TAD. Dirty, pathetic, ugly, violent, caustic, provincial—way better than Cobain's half-melodic crap. The sentiment he put into it and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. But what dignity can a guy who talks trash about the shitty VIP life have, and then records an album "In Utero," spending 124 thousand dollars!!! (In 1994, no less!) on the recording @_@ GET LOST, and for those who say rock is dead, sure, mainstream rock might be dead, but underground rock was doing just fine in the '90s. Jesus Lizard, Soul Coughing, Fugazi, Vampire Rodents, Thinking Fellers, Melt Banana, Japanese noise. These are all things that MTV doesn't play, maybe because their music is too intricate and tragic to be absorbed by the kidz who latch onto alternative figures.
Nirvana Nevermind
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Review of White Christmas, all this fucking gratuitous emotion, "listen to it with your heart" ohhh the chills down my spine that I feel ohhhh. Always these cheap rhetorical bullshit, "Kurt would be happy and perhaps if he were still alive, it would be one of the few times." But who gives a fuck about a jerk who made 2 chords plagiarizing himself his whole life, signed to a major and at the same time criticized multinationals and “commercial” music that he himself had put a mark on to be part of? And then who gives a fuck about a jerk who dates a pig-slut that takes any dick, who gives a fuck about this music accessible to any kid with a garage? The music of Nirvana is trivial, built for trivial people, just like the most self-indulgent 70s prog and Dream Theater.
Nirvana Nevermind
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Well Donjunio, I think everyone has figured out by now that DaveJonGilmour is my fake :) WAKE UUUUP!