MetallaroBionico

I played my first riff in my mother's womb... I stopped playing metal at 33, but right after I was born, I was already the Jesus Christ of the six strings.

I became a metalhead at 8 years old, but I was just a clueless little kid.

finally a breath of fresh air among 13 metal reviews on the home page

Welcome back, Ihsahn!!

the abuse of amphetamines has ruined you...

Every attempt to dance around it risks seeming ridiculous. The truth is that debaser is a site that respects minorities (like the reviewer fascinated by poop) and the impaired (the poop itself). As an example of virtual democracy, we must respect all opinions and poops even if we don’t quite agree with the form expressed and - paraphrasing Voltaire - fight for all men and women with obvious problems to benefit from exercising that right in the disabled restroom. The only viable path in the face of such masterpieces of mirror climbing (the reviewer) and shitted mirrors shaped like javelins in a romantic guise akin to a modern Wagner in industrial version (the reviewed) is the path of mockery; otherwise, we risk tragedy, meaning taking these things seriously (heaven forbid). And now excuse me but I prefer to fart outdoors.

Adriano Celentano is better than Jodorowsky, but have you seen Jodorowsky dance? Completely incapable. Plus, Jodorowsky doesn’t have an opinion on everything at all costs; he doesn’t speak out on many things. Instead, Celentano always has an opinion on everything. As you can see, your comparison doesn’t hold up. Lately on debaser it seems that the trend of comparing at all costs is popular, especially if it doesn’t hold. no human cases no yuppi du

"the most beautiful illegitimate daughter that black blues HAS ever produced." Enrì, your dissertation on the Beatles borders on apocalyptic boredom (forgive me, just a simple opinion!) to the point that you almost deserve the title of human case (forgive me, it's the norm!).

it's true, damn...

Valerio Rivoli's brain is made up of about 10^12 neurons, and each neuron makes an average of 10^3 connections (synapses) with other neurons for each single review, totaling 10^15 synapses per review. In an artificial neural review, a synapse can be effectively simulated with a real number (floating point) representable in 4 bytes of memory. However, all of this conceals a much bolder idea: this kinetic-mercurial acceleration of support technologies is in fact preparatory for something grander: the transfer of all Valerio Rivoli's knowledge onto electronic brains capable of immense databases of music, arts, culture, genetic codes. All of this encapsulated in a few silver disks, like cosmic memories ready to be loaded onto space Arks that will one day carry our great-grandchildren to twin planets of our own and finally get rid of the reviewer.