Mr.Moustache

To all the other Berlusconians, I advise reading this message. CHARGES AGAINST SILVIO BERLUSCONI: Lodo Mondadori (simple corruption, statute of limitations); All Iberian 1 (illegal party financing, statute of limitations); Processo Lentini (false accounting, statute of limitations); False testimony and purchase of the lands in Macherio (false accounting with the first charge, AMNESTY APPLIED!); All Iberian 2 (false accounting, acquitted because the fact is no longer considered a crime under law following the reforms of the Berlusconi II government); Processo SME judicial corruption; Bribes to the Guardia di Finanza (acquitted due to lack of evidence); Cinematic Medusa (false accounting, acquitted because due to his wealth he might not have been aware of the contested facts); Sme-Ariosto 1 (judicial corruption towards Renato Squillante, acquitted due to lack of evidence); Sme-Ariosto 2 (false accounting, acquitted because the fact is no longer considered a crime under law following the reforms of the Berlusconi II government); Purchase of the lands in Macherio (charge for embezzlement, tax fraud, false accounting (second charge)); Telecinco (tax fraud, acquitted due to lack of evidence); Rai-Fininvest advertising split (archived); Drug trafficking (case archived); Tax bribes Pay-tv (archived); 1992-1993 massacres (archived); aiding and abetting in massacre (archived); External competition in mafia association (archived); Aggravated defamation through the use of television (ongoing); Corruption of lawyer David Mills (ongoing). While Mills has been convicted in the first instance, Berlusconi is still awaiting the verdict, considering that the Premier himself can no longer be tried thanks to the constitutional decree of the Lodo Alfano. YOU DECIDE.

Scary.

67. Put a sign around the deceased's neck that says: TAKE ME!

1. Approach the coffin and start comparing the length of your own genitalia to that of the deceased.

8. Raise the lid of the coffin and throw in the garbage bag.

97. It’s worth noting that, well, yes, you’re having fun, but Sammy Davis Jr. had Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, and Jerry Lewis at his funeral.

75. Offer to personally take care of printing the funeral posters, and when the topographer asks for a photo of the deceased to put on the poster, hand him the Polaroid in which she is having sex with Gordon, the family Great Dane.

How amazing were the 101 things not to do at a funeral!!!!!!! I had it attached to the comix, and he did it live. Stunning.

Dear Imene, it's very simple: explain to me what you find cowardly about my behavior. I don't prevent you from voting for Berlusconi, I don't fuck underage girls, I don't bribe lawyers, nor have I participated in the P2 lodge. Now, if you don't think it's cowardice on the part of an individual who doesn't allow himself to be tried when he is deemed GUILTY in two different countries, but thanks to rogatory commissions and thanks to the Lodo Alfano makes that impossible, then you explain it to me. If he is innocent, why doesn't he allow himself to be tried? Huh? He's also the head of the government.. And of course, explain to me where my cowardice would lie? I'm waiting.

And why would you imagine? I'm curious, what are you referring to? Explain it to me.