Alexander77

DeRank : 3,38
DeAge™ : 7703 days • Here since 7 may 2005
Lady Gaga Born This Way
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Sorry, but Johngalbusera's comment sums it all up: SH*T!
Bongwater Double Bummer
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The review is amusing and enjoyable to read... these guys, I don't know, just an impression but they seem like the same old band with nothing to say, and that nothing they try to express in a strange, loud, hyper-distorted, and somewhat cacophonous way, covering the void with whatever comes out of the instruments. I’ll try listening again...
Carlos Santana All That I Am
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Okay, I see that we can discuss this... I'm sorry, but there are inaccuracies. I'm not using this as a pretext (you can't know what I'm thinking), I'm simply saying the album is what it is (abominable is the only adjective that comes to mind). It’s clear that this leads to a brief reflection on the last 30 years of Santana, because what’s obscene is realizing how low one can fall to stay relevant (I don't think he needed the money, but even if he did, his valid albums sold more than well). The sentence doesn't justify anything, I was just pointing out (for the millionth time in the comments, even though not directed at you) that like everyone else, I know Santana's past (did I have to write yet another praise?). Then you started rambling about what I listen to...
Carlos Santana All That I Am
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"After having been the author of important albums and personal and inspired songs...": if you can’t read, that’s your problem. As for the rest, Santana has been one of the most shameless hustlers in the music business for over 30 years; we’re at a low point for a whole series of reasons. Yes, esticatzi, you don’t know what I listen to, and you probably don’t know a damn thing about guitar, but I see that when it comes to judging, you’re a phenomenon. You’re only right about one thing: the review is worse than the album, and that’s saying something.
Lady Gaga Born This Way
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The cover of this album makes me reassess the teenage lobotomy avatar!
Corman McCarthy La Strada
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I could comment in a million ways, but I have a few questions instead: what the hell is the pufoente dog? Where did it come from? And above all, why does the creator boast about such a creation?!
Mississippi Fred McDowell I Do Not Play No Rock'n'Roll
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Good job, really interesting! I like the way you write, I like thinking about this old bastard chasing after girls to get one of them pregnant!
Beastie Boys Hot Sauce Committee Part Two
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Gino, I have to confess that I hate cars... I mean, basically, if there's one thing I couldn't care less about, it's cars! Don't get me wrong, I'd take a spin around the States in a Corvette too, but just a spin... and anyway, if it were up to me, we'd all be riding around on horses, beautiful creatures, the only flaw they have is that they defecate!
Beastie Boys Hot Sauce Committee Part Two
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Gino, you don't realize all the affection that surrounds you!
Tori Amos American Doll Posse
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Here he is, elusive as a marten, imposing as a bear in a studio apartment, clawing like a cat hanging from your balls, tenacious as a louse! :)