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And why did I forget to vote?

Why didn't it authenticate me?

ALL OF THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE. THEY ARE COMPARING THIS GROUP OF COMMERCIAL CLOWNS TO SACRED MONSTERS LIKE THE SATYRICON. FOR FUCK'S SAKE, WAKE UP!
IS THIS WHAT MALICE IS????? GO LISTEN TO BLACK TORMENTOR OF SATAN OR DARKNESS IT SHALL BE BY MARDUK (JUST TO GIVE A COUPLE OF EXAMPLES) AND THEN TELL ME WHAT VIOLENCE IS.
THIS IS NOT COMING FROM SOME RANDOM IDIOT, BUT FROM A DEDICATED BLACKSTER, WHO MORE THAN ANYTHING VALUES TECHNIQUE AND CREATIVITY IN BANDS!!!!!!! DO YOU REALLY THINK SLIPKNOT ARE MUSICIANS??? DO YOU REALLY THINK COREY TAYLOR IS THE GREATEST SINGER IN THE WORLD???? DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT THE SLIPKNOT DRUMMER IS THE BEST ON THE SCENE???
IDIOTS!!!!!! WAKE UP!!!!! BADASS SINGERS: Shagrath, Dani Filth, Legion, Maniac, Dead, Stanne, Abbath (GO CHECK WHO THEY ARE BEFORE SPITTING NONSENSE!!!!!!!!!) BADASS DRUMMERS: HELLHAMMER, NICK BARKER, PORTNOY, LOMBARDO, TIODALJEV, FAUST

CAZ, I BEG YOU, COME COMMENT ON MY REVIEWS, I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU THINK!

big cock...how would we manage without you?...maybe one day I'll be able to write a satirical review too. Maybe.

a highly evocative review....I don't know if I would like the album, but after such a brilliant description, I'll see what I can do. Go for it, rooster. A special mention for the last lines.

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Great Clliff! A review that made me piss myself laughing... but I won’t give you 5 stars because you could have named me as one of the blacksters in defense... I consider myself disgustingly offended. :)

I don't think black is your style.

Sorry Cliff, I didn't notice...teskyo, learn to write before you speak...