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Steven Seagal & Thunderbox Mojo Priest

4 feb 07

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Since his wife kicked him to the curb, the firefighters, civil protection, and the United States Army equipped with a hundred eighty submersible pumps are trying to contain the terrifying eruption of shit coming from Villa Chuck Norris.

Steven Seagal & Thunderbox Mojo Priest

4 feb 07

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one of Chuck Norris's cavities left the dentist near death with a roundhouse kick to the jaw.

Steven Seagal & Thunderbox Mojo Priest

4 feb 07

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Chuck Norris ate a healthy orange and spat out the bolts.

Steven Seagal & Thunderbox Mojo Priest

4 feb 07

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OK, only originals: whoever does it, wait for Chuck Norris.

Steven Seagal & Thunderbox Mojo Priest

4 feb 07

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OK, only originals: whoever does it, wait for Chuck Norris.

Steven Seagal & Thunderbox Mojo Priest

4 feb 07

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The original version of "The Pursuit of Happyness" featured Chuck Norris as the lead instead of Will Smith. The plot involved Chuck Norris saying "found it" after roundhouse kicking a couple of extras, cracking open a cold beer, and lounging in a chair to watch football. The project sank for unknown reasons. :)