Sallu

Thank you Jesus!

Mr. Iko, I know the road by heart now, turn right and then go straight: all the way to Bologna.

Better communism than fascism.
Hasta la victoria siempre

Giulio - look, even Leone di Lernia sold a lot in Italy... why don’t you go listen to him? Go back to the music that doesn’t make you think and just tells you lies, go back to listening to cartoon theme songs... Hopefully tomorrow will be better...
Music is art, not show business. Artists shouldn’t be judged based on how much they sell. Anyway, let me tell you a story: Celine went to Muse to ask them if she could use their name for a show. They kindly replied no. She pulled out the money and said: how much do you want? Muse replied: we don’t want the money, the name is ours and, honestly, we have no desire to hand it over to someone like you. So Celine was sent packing with great class (including her money earned from the idiots who listen to her).
Mr. Iko, I think it’s the Modenese air that makes us say the same things... maybe it's that certain something of ham and tortellini.

I suspected you were gay (Celine and Dido were giving hints) anyway, it's not a problem for me...
By the way, "emerito coglione" is a great insult... you're doing well.
If you review some music next time you probably won't get stoned.

Sorry Federico the tulip, but still, 2.5 is too much.
In any case, your joke about the name is from first grade... at least try harder...
You could have written something like sallu gay or sallu cazzone that at least would have been from 2nd grade.

One: I think she's not bad looking.
Two: The music is for sweet little girls (but there's nothing wrong with that).
Three: The story that she got banged is totally true.
Four: The tragedy is that you consider it a great record...

NO you made a mistake: tastes are tastes, but within the bounds of what is acceptable... and then as I already told you, she doesn't make music...

There’s no reason for Celine Dion (I wrote it with an 's' on purpose) to exist; she’s not hot...she doesn't make good music...her voice is a hoax. You remind me of those people who used to buy ALBANO records and would tell the shopkeeper, who looked at them oddly: HAVE YOU HEARD THE VOICE ALBANO HAS? and the shopkeeper would always reply: FUCK OFF!
I usually don’t give ratings, but this is too good an opportunity. Nothing personal, but it’d be better if you started listening to some music before coming here to review...You’ve definitely gone completely off-topic...

Mellon, now send me a third version that's still different.