Schizoid Man

Come on, we can make it to 300! :D

but what the fuccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cccccccccccccccccccccccck who the hell is the asshole who stole my comment number 200??

"Listen, I had forgotten: what do you do for a living?" "Well, I’m into many things: cinema, theater, photography, music... I read..." "And concretely?" "I don’t know what you mean." "How can you not know? I mean: what do you do for a living?" "Nothing specific." "Well, how do you get by?" "Well, I told you: I wander around, meet people, move around, do things."

"Commissioner, why do you have one red glove and one green?" "Because with the red I give you the order to stop, while with the green I give you the go-ahead to go fuck yourself!"

Furio: "Hello, am I speaking with the road accessibility service? Ah, good morning, I’m an ACI member with membership number 917655 slash UT as in Udine Torino; I was bothering you to get some clarification since I need to go to Rome to vote. Listen, I heard from the weather bulletin that a low-pressure area of 982 millibars is coming, and unfortunately, this is also confirmed by a very annoying headache that strikes every time there’s a sudden drop in pressure; on the other hand, my dear friend, this is the price we meteoropaths have to pay. Now, I wanted to ask you this, in your opinion, if I leave in about... 3 minutes and maintain a cruising speed of about 80/85 kilometers per hour... do you think I’ll be able to leave the disturbance behind me, let’s say near Parma?" ACI Operator: "Get lost!"

HISTORICAL DOCUMENT. A scholar of sacred matters, while searching through the Vatican archives, found an old invoice dated May 10, 1823, issued by a restorer who had worked in the monumental church of St. Peter in Rome. Given the importance of the document, we believe it is a pleasure to reproduce it in full:
RESTORATION AND DECORATION COMPANY
VIA DEL PLEBISCITO 1, R O M E.
Rome, May 10, 1823
TO THE esteemed MANAGEMENT OF RESTORATIONS S. PETER, ROME
Renewed Paradise
Redone the beard of the Father Eternal
Freshened the wound of St. Sebastian
Redone the pig's tail of St. Stephen
Retouched the breast of St. Eufemia
Put a horn on Moses
Given a hand on the backside of St. Anna
Restored the balls of St. Bartholomew
Filled the hole of St. Brigid
Polished the chapel of St. Dominic
Widened the niche of St. Lucia
Straightened the rod of St. Christopher
Made several shavings on St. Eufemia
Cleaned the bird of St. Francis
Removed the cobwebs from the front of St. Clare
Made a new saw for St. Joseph
Introduced a pipe into the organ of St. Cecilia
Redone the backside of an angel behind the altar
A total of baiocchi 69.23

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"Pythagoras, row!!" "Pythagoras, do you want tea?" "Pythagoras, row!!" "Pythagoras, do you want tea?" "Pythagoras, row!!" "Pythagoras, do you want tea?" "Pythagoras, row!!" We have transmitted: the te-o-rema of Pythagoras.

Vatican Radio: "Aaaaahhhhh, oooohhhhh, uuuuhhh, mmmmmhhhh...". We broadcasted: "The Coming of Christ"

Giacomo: "Mom, can I go out with Leo?" "No, you might lose him." "No, I won't lose him!" "Be careful, you might lose him." We broadcasted: Giacomo Leo...lose.