Schizoid Man

DeRank ™: 1,83

DeAge™ : 6262 days • Here since 19 april 2009

Alberto Korda Guerrillero heroico

18 jul 10

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but in fact I wasn't boasting... I hate engineers! :D I use this thing about being almost an engineer to bury my social relationships, it always works and no one cares about me anymore! anyway, yes, I study in Rome... eh now let's stop minding our own business about others' reviews! :P

Alberto Korda Guerrillero heroico

18 jul 10

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no no... I still have to get my bachelor’s degree! Besides, I think that my degree (due to obvious problems etc. etc.) and I are like parallel lines for now... destined to meet, yes, but at infinity (at an improper point) ;) (anyway, I'm energetic...) :P

Alberto Korda Guerrillero heroico

18 jul 10

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professional secret (almost...)! never underestimate an engineer! :D

Alberto Korda Guerrillero heroico

18 jul 10

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Did you know:
A human cell contains 75MB of genetic information. A sperm cell contains half of that, 37.5MB. One milliliter of semen contains about 100 million sperm cells. On average, ejaculation lasts for 5 seconds and contains 2.25 milliliters of semen. This means that the throughput (amount of data transmitted per unit of time) of a man's member is (37.5 x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5, which equals 1.6875 Terabytes per second.

The female egg can withstand this attack and only lets through ONE packet of data, making it the best fucking firewall in the world. The downside is that this single packet of data blocks the system for nine months!

So, keep that in mind! :D

Alberto Korda Guerrillero heroico

18 jul 10

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I think that if Den Vlaams' mother had used this right, she wouldn't be here bothering us right now! It's worth thinking about... meditate people, meditate! :D

Alberto Korda Guerrillero heroico

18 jul 10

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long live the king and the Family... death to the giacubbine! :D

Jethro Tull Live @ Piazzola sul Brenta (PD) 16.07.10

17 jul 10

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"...did he treat the flute like Pope Ratzinger would treat a fine piece of ass?" and who are we to determine how Pope Ratzinger treats a fine piece of ass... well, I would tread carefully with that! :D great review, well done Jurix...