Schizoid Man

too long... I would throw away liters and liters of sweat to read it ;) 5 for the distrust in Cimmino and 5 for the trust in Perturbazione! :D nice Carlè...

try at Dalla's place directly, they must have a box full of them still half dusted! :P

I have no idea what the internet is, and in my conduct diary, I rarely browse it! :D

Now let me tell you something:
"A thermodynamics professor assigned a homework problem to the students in his degree course. The task consisted of one question: 'Is hell exothermic (releases heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with evidence.' Most students tried to prove their beliefs by citing Boyle's law (a gas cools when it expands and heats up when compressed), or some of its variants. However, one of them wrote the following:
'First, we need to know how the mass of hell changes over time, and so we need to establish the rates of soul entry and exit from hell. I believe we can comfortably assume that when a soul enters hell, it is not destined to leave. So, no soul escapes. As for the number of souls entering hell, let’s consider the various religions currently in existence around the world. A significant number of them assert that if you are not a member of that particular religion, you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these religions, and since people embrace only one faith at a time, we can infer that all people and all souls end up in hell. Thus, given the current birth and death rates of the world population, we can expect an exponential growth in the number of souls present in hell. Now let’s turn our attention to the expansion rate of hell, since Boyle’s law states that to maintain a stable temperature and pressure inside hell, its volume must increase proportionally to the entry of souls. This gives us two possibilities:
1) If hell expands at a rate slower than the entry rate of souls, then the temperature and pressure of hell will be destined to rise until it explodes;
2) Naturally, if hell expands faster than the entry rate of souls, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over.
So, which of the two is the correct hypothesis?
If we accept the postulate communicated to me by Miss Teresa Baghini during my first year at university, according to which 'it will be very cold in hell before I give it to you,' and considering that I have still not succeeded in my attempts to have a sexual relationship with her, then Hypothesis 2 cannot be true. Therefore, hell is exothermic.'"

work kills, idleness frees, pussy elevates! it's well known! Den Vlaams Vlaams Den thus hates the "communists" but he knows that in Italy there is no place for hatred? only love... so much love! :D

but what the hell, it was hot... I want to see you write a review in a hell of heat! assholes :D :D come on... Jargone! super cult, I would dare say their image doesn’t inspire me even under LSD :P :P

Such a shame... what does "Rating: 7.5" have to do with it? It ruins the aesthetics of the non-review! What the heck... :P

Well, now it turns out that "blowjobs with a mouthful" are a form of degrading submission! Oh well...

it's not true, boys can also talk about embryos and pregnancies! seeing is believing, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito! :D congratulations to Giola!

scooooooop! or rather scuuuuuuuuuuub! how do we know each other? I don’t remember! if Sapienza anyway... ps: any reference to real-life events and people is to be considered purely coincidental! :D