Schizoid Man

Remember that you must die!

Once I read in a review: Dream Theater... I changed the review!

Two friends go out to dinner; upon leaving the restaurant after a cheerful evening, they are hit by excruciating stomach pains: "We can't make it home… we have to stop." So they stop in a cemetery and there they relieve their uncontrollable need. Once finished, the issue of toilet paper arises, which… they didn’t have. "Listen… I’ll use my underwear." "Are you crazy? Just think what your husband will think when you get home and he finds you without underwear…" "It’s the same… I’ll use those." "I don’t have any underwear… I’ll use the bunch of fresh flowers that are on this grave." The next day, the husbands of the respective friends meet: "So what did your wife tell you about last night's dinner?" "Shut up, geez… she came back without underwear!" "Ah, you’re lucky… mine had a note stuck in her backside that said: FRIENDS WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER YOU..."

Men and women also differ in some "minimal" behaviors that seem unrelated to any sexual peculiarity, such as the way they place toilet paper rolls on the wall-mounted holders. In the absence of suggestions or contrary conditioning, when left free to do as they please, most men install the roll so that the free end hangs outward. Women, on the other hand, do it in such a way that the end falls on the side closest to the wall. Various psychoanalytic explanations have been attempted for this curious phenomenon (men tend to make visible what protrudes; women arrange it in a cavity similar to a uterus), but the truth is that there is no firm basis on which to ground a reasonable hypothesis. Preliminary "experiments" have shown that, in this respect, small children (ages 3-5) tend to behave like adults, with a clear differentiation by sex.

For me, Federock is right!

always... always! those are the best ;)

I didn't speak! And I didn't copy from Word... maybe :P it wasn't exactly Word! It slipped out! Sorry... long live editors! Except for that tuft blech!

stone, until March we grant amnesty!

it's actually all a joke! if you manage to read it you'll get your driver's license renewal for free... ;)

I must have messed up! :)