Schizoid Man

DeRank : 1,83
DeAge™ : 6261 days • Here since 19 april 2009
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I apologize for the oversight! And I offer you this lin-kulo: Roberto Benigni: L'Inno del corpo sciolto - 1995
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And this is the anthem of the loose body
only those who poop a lot can sing it
if you're surprised, the reaction is strange
because pooping, above all, is a human thing.
We wake up and from the morning
the body dreams of the latrine
the limbs rest in the middle of the garden
and this is the anthem, yes, the anthem of the loose body.
They called us vile, ugly, and disgusting
but they are just envious constipated folks
but the body is joyful, the gaze is pure
we are the ones who have definitely pooped.
Wiping one’s ass brings infinite joys
with pumpkin leaves, beet leaves, or vine leaves
so poop, because it is proven
one wipes their ass after having pooped.
Hooray for toilets, may they be blessed
hooray for bathrooms, lavatories, and toilets,
hooray for the fields to be fertilized
long live shit and those who want to poop.
What’s beautiful for us is that we get quite angry,
we only calm down after we've done a bucket's worth.
We want to hold it for a season
and then make a revolution with the shit.
Full of shit, we will go to work
then all of a sudden we do whatever we want
and whoever says you do this or that,
we’ll poop on them and cover them up to the brain.
Shitty big pooper stinker
the shit that escapes me splatters all over you!!!
Akercocke Words That Go Unspoken, Deeds That Go Undone
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"with a semi-nude porcona next to me and not even of remarkable quality" teenage take inspiration for one of your possible avatars!
Lizzy Borden Love You to Pieces
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1 only for the cover! it's worse than teenage avatars! :)
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no no I have changed, I’ve gotten my act together! but it’s been days since I found it! :)
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party or game?
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Hey, but hello Fedez-ano! I thought you had left for Patagonia with a nice pata-ta in your hands! Good to see you again! I love it when you say these things! :D
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Hey, hi Bread Dragon, it’s just that I hate that arrogant thing Blackmore! Nothing personal! Just joking! Smack! Smack! Thanks for the high five! :)
Rainbow Stranger In Us All
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@Bread Dragon: Estigranqaatsi... just think that Tragopano, besides being a bird from Southeast Asia, is also an idiot hanging out on debaser!
Rainbow Stranger In Us All
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@Bread Dragon: fuck off, you fool! You’re a repressed and depressed little shit! Go pick up dog poop on the sidewalk! :))))))) You and that other fool, Blackmore...