Schizoid Man

yeah, the deadly comparison with Dream and Queensryche doesn’t promise anything good! but then this whole coma story is maybe too overused in concept albums!? come on now... :D the review is great anyway...

Great review, very heartfelt and sincere! I don’t know anything about this group and that's fine with me... of course, what bad luck it must have been to grow up in the shadow of Who and Led Zeppelin... the fact about the two guitars reminds me of Lynyrd Skynyrd, especially the legendary Free Bird, but I guess we are talking about a different musical genre!

Eh, well, what a lousy joke,
I mean, really, what poor intelligence!
Always the same old jokes.
I don't like this party - No -
it's frivolous, it doesn't sit well with me, - not invited -
there are people who don’t belong here - no Fonzi -
I wasn’t invited.
They didn’t give me the Fonzi - not on the cup -
On the plastic cup my name isn't written,
- no name, no - you can't dance
a slow dance - slow dance no -
a fast dance - fast dance no -
a game of scopa - the bottle no -
a game of the bottle - scopa game no -
you can't do anything,
there's no friendship, oh,
there's no - friendship no - convenience,
there's no - courtesy no - courtesy,
- convenience no -
and upon arriving I didn't even see
the wide parking lot - wide parking lot no -
at the entrance. In short, come on, enough, let’s end it there.
Enough!
This party is unsatisfactory,
but I have another one in mind.
A very special party
where everyone will be invited:
many friends, many enemies and also Panino.
Come on, Panino Come on, Panino Come on, Panino Come on, Panino Come on, Panino Come on, Panino Come on, Panino Come on, Panino Come on, Panino Come on, Panino Come on, Panino Come on, Panino Come on, Panino Come on, Panino Come on, Panino Come on, Panino Come on, Panino Come on, Panino Come on, Panino Come on, Panino Come on, Panino Come on, Panino Come on, Panino Come on, Panino Come on, Panino :D

Grrrrrrrrrazie.
Now let’s move on to a piece of classical music instead.
Until now, we’ve been messing around, but actually, we’re all from Celle Ligure; in fact, we’ve been in prison for a long time!
Did you hear what I said? Eh! Eh!
Thank you, we’re at meta-humour.
Let’s continue with a piece of classical music that we wrote ourselves, which, being composed in 1716, talks about very contemporary issues, namely, the relationship between young men and young women. What happens?
Thanks, but it hasn’t started yet.
What happens nowadays? We young people... what’s going on? Young women in... wink at young men while dancing to house music, all these things, while dancing, they lure these poor, featherless beings, with lots of hair, but harmless and defenseless, into their mantis trap, and practically after 15 days, after having sucked out every fluid, every... every juice, they basically... put it up their ass.
You can't say it, but that’s exactly what they do.
So, we who have experienced these things from the outside, but also from the inside, I don’t know if you get it, there was a double meaning... Thank you!
We thought about drafting a cold sample of the phrases these young women, these whores let’s be honest, say to young men. Thank you!
We have drafted a cold sample of the phrases they say to these defenseless young men when they put it in the hole of the ...
And we’ve practically composed this piece that we titled "Psychological Turns in Relationships Between Young Men and Young Women," in which the keyboardist and electric drummer Rocco Tanica will perform the part of the young man and I will take on the role of the whore.

latest off-topic heliatic: Surprise Suicide, Allegro, Andante con moto, Allegro, Alegretto :D a grand parody of metal and true-metalheads :D "Call me when you arrive or else I'll be worried, put on your little sweater. I miss you, I miss you, you're as sweet as honey. But damn it, I'm falling in love. Oh lord, go play around, put on your baluba scarf, I have problems. I'm sad today, go fry yourself, go make love to the sea, rude you're immature, but go to hell you're unbearable, calm down..." forgive me Son Art for the heliatic drift :D

@fedezan: just so much uncondiiiiitional love for Elio and the crew :D there have definitely been some missteps in recent years, but I mean even in Studentessi there are at least two or three pieces worth mentioning! one above all Plafone ;)

the genre is getting on my nerves a bit... dlfn quote :D but how tacky and cheesy is the cover though! oh my god :D

But faith, Elio has already been reviewed in its entirety, even the last one. They snatched it from me on the fly, just like that :D umm was it a sincere suggestion or a joke!? d'oh I didn't understand :( damn it, Pippero!

"Hello... hi! Listen, do you have 5 minutes? Because I wanted to tell you a couple of things... Alright, listen, look, I’ll get straight to the point, I was really hurt because I found out you went out with Tafano last night, and... uh, why? Sorry, I called you at dinner, I said: 'Are we seeing each other?' You said: 'No, I have to study!'. And that's fine, but then you go out with him... I mean, why can't you tell me? Do you think it's a problem for me to accept that you have someone, that you're seeing someone? No, it's not a problem, because I really care about you and I don't ask you for anything, in fact, I'm here saying: if you need someone, I'm here. And so? What should I do? Do you want me to stick a broom up my ass so I can sweep the room?"

"We are all serfs, and deep down in our hearts, we carry a sad song. Serfs with our heads held high toward the little triangle that exalt us. No marijuana or pills: we only take the two of spades. Serfs in a room anesthetized by a bitch, like symbolic Big Jim: you press the button and out comes the sfaccimm... I prefer this pearl as a generational anthem instead of Destinazione Paradiso, sorry... :D I agree with dlf anyway..."