Schizoid Man

passoborgo, all I see of your ball is your nickname :D the review reaches alcoholic and abstract peaks that even the best Malgioglio, in his singer-songwriter shower persona (with company...) can’t reach! learn... :P :P our muse? or rather our muses? obviously the now-famous "elegiac breasts" of the sweet mariaelena! :D

naaaaaa... I expected you to be more New-Age, you know, larock, it’s way cooler :D

Religious shit.
Catholics: you were created with shit, you are shit, you will return as shit.
Charismatic Catholics: if shit exists, it's because you earned it with your sins. Anyway, we love you anyway.
Baptists: we will purify you from all your shit.
Calvinists: shit exists because you don’t work hard enough.
Mormons: if shit exists, dodge it.
Jews: why is all this shit always about us?
Muslims: don’t touch the shit because it’s impure.
Amish: shit is great as fertilizer (even if today's shit is worthless).
Atheists: shit doesn’t exist.
Agnostics: it looks like shit, smells like shit, but if we don’t taste it we can’t be sure whether it is shit or not.
Buddhists: if shit exists, it’s not real shit.
Creationists: shit has existed since 23.10.40004 BC.
Jehovah's Witnesses: Knock Knock: "Shit exists."
Hare Krishna: shit exists, Rama Rama, Are Are.
Scientology: if you leave our community, you will become shit.
Televangelists: if you make enough donations (tax-deductible), all this shit will cease to exist.
New Age: it’s not shit if you believe it’s chocolate.
Lutherans: there’s no chance: you are completely immersed in shit.

Why press upside down with so many fragments with the stillness of the watchful one above all returns! After all, the eleventh hour of cabotage at Necchi, I wouldn't know...

well no I mean we were talking about poop, I gave my contribution! :D

- Rainbow poop: the kind of poop that contains at least seven distinct colors.
- Proud poop: when someone struggles so much with the crap that, once it’s out, the first thing they do outside the bathroom is tell their friends about it.
- Diet poop: when you poop so much that you lose at least 3 kilos.
- Ritual poop: the one that happens at the same hour, day after day; it generates habits like "I can't sleep if I don't poop at 10:30 PM..."
- Grumbling poop: it’s the kind of poop so large that it doesn’t come out without a loud vocal sound.
- Fly poop: it’s the one that sticks to the walls of the toilet bowl and refuses to go down; it requires a smaller piece of paper.
- Anonymous poop: it mysteriously appears in toilets and no one claims paternity for it.
- Suicidal poop: it’s the crap that starts to go down the drain by itself before you even press the button.
- And now?: it happens when someone, after finishing pooping, realizes there’s no toilet paper; one resorts to sacrificing newspaper pages or a magazine they have in hand, a sock, and the cardboard tube of the finished roll, spread from end to end and wrapped and unwrapped several times to give softness to the resulting material.
- DLL poop: no matter how much you clean, there are always bits sticking around.
- Chili poop: that poop made after a feast of spicy dishes, which comes out without excessive hardness or hostility but burns the sphincter like a ball of fire.
- Wet-butt poop (cannonball dive): it’s the one that comes out so quickly that it splashes your butt upon impact with the toilet water. Statistically very likely when you have to use public restrooms.
- Dangling poop: this poop refuses to detach from your butt and hangs there swinging for endless seconds. You hope to detach it with a well-placed hip move, but it doesn’t want to let go. You have to improvise an up and down motion with squats: it comes off but causes the effects of liquid poop.
- Surprise poop: when you go to the bathroom thinking you just need to let out a little poot and voilà, a nice little ball of poop fills your pants.

Types of poop:
- "Ghost poop": when you feel like you need to poop, but when you sit down, nothing comes out
- "Ghost poop 2": the one that, when you turn to look proudly at your work, has disappeared
- "Perfect" or "clean" poop: when you poop, wipe, and see that the toilet paper is perfectly clean, ready for a nose blow
- "Wet" or "liquid" poop: when, no matter how many times you've wiped, you still feel your butt is wet; so you decide to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear and leave the bathroom concealing your discomfort
- "Still" or "two-stage" poop: when you've pooped, you're pulling up your pants, and halfway up, at knee level, you feel like you still need to poop a bit more
- "Hulk" poop: it's the one where the mere act of going to poop turns into an immense effort that makes your neck veins bulge and blood rush to your head, putting you at risk of an embolism; clenching your fists and teeth, you finish exhausted and green from the effort
- "Island" poop: when the poop is of such epic proportions that it rises above the water level in the bowl, forming a small mountain of dry land; usually requires two or more flushes to go down completely
- "Explosive" or "fart" poop: accompanied by loud gas and usually heard by everyone in the house; seismic-proof; has caused many false alarms in Baghdad
- "Alcoholic" or "drunk" poop: very common after a night of drinking; characterized by streaks it leaves on the toilet bowl walls; it's black, excessively smelly, and has a very soft consistency; its main feature is the skid marks left at the bottom of the toilet
- "Wish I could, but can't" poop: when you feel the need to poop and sit on the bowl, but after a few minutes without being able to go, you decide to try again later
- "Corn on the cob" poop: the name says it all. Causes self-esteem issues
- "Difficult birth" poop: so painful to get out that you wonder if the turd is coming out sideways
- "Spine-breaking" poop: the one that causes pains like childbirth upon exit; you wonder if at any moment your belly button will give way, your belly will start to explode, and if a C-section is in order
- "Splash" poop: comes out so fast and heavy that, when it hits the water, it splashes your butt, making you angry.
- "Exorcist" poop: comes out half green and half yellow, making you think your butt must be possessed by the devil.
- "High society" poop: the one that has no smell.
- "Spy" poop: the one that, after flushing, surprisingly resurfaces
- "Exhibition" poop: the kind of poop so monstrous that it's hard to believe it was produced by a human; the creator usually leaves their work in the bowl for everyone to appreciate and avoids wetting the toilet paper to not obstruct the view of their masterpiece
- "Disintegrable" poop: comes out solid enough, but when you hit the flush, it seems to explode into a thousand tiny pieces
- "Candle drip" poop: the one that leaves a mark like a seal in your underwear (also known as tarzanello, tobia)
- "Dracula" poop: the one that leaves blood on the toilet paper
- "Stalactite" poop: the one that seems to come all at once, and no matter how much you contract your anus, it doesn’t break; usually hangs until you start to wiggle your hips
- "Surprise" poop: the type of poop that you think you can hold in, so you decide not to go to the bathroom; but, guess what? Surprise!!!
- "Santa Claus" poop: so voluminous that you wonder how it will pass through the drain once the button is pressed
- "Titanic" poop: the one that floats and seems unsinkable due to its size, even though sooner or later...
- "Rainbow" poop: the type of poop that contains at least seven distinct colors
- "Proud" poop: when you've struggled so much with the turd that once it's out, the first thing you do outside the bathroom is tell your friends about it
- "Diet" poop: when you poop so much that you lose at least 3 kilos
- "Ritual" poop: the one that happens at the same time, day after day; generates customs like "I can

Him: "I do drugs, I curse, I hit kids, and I don’t give a shit about you." Her: "I love you!" Him: "I bust my ass for fourteen hours straight to support you, and you treat me like crap." Her: "I'm leaving you for a junkie who does nothing all day, curses, and hits kids."

Excuse me??... stalling??... but above all, review? ;) Come on... it's been fun for everyone since the first comments in the meadow :D

She disqualified me sinfolastically to mess with a pangasius? But above all, yesterday they were suppressed in Svervegia and felante, as if she wanted to also boycott quintana or the always sect of baliatico...