fedezan76

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DeAge™ : 6282 days • Here since 28 march 2009
Michael Jackson Michael
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@alfredo: I've always said that you're a pseudo-scruffy! ;D
Michael Jackson Michael
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Wow! I also like Maicol Gesso! And especially Bidet!
Blue Öyster Cult Blue Öyster Cult
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Review for the vote on the reception. For everything else, I support comment 17 (take that!), but I'll also add "Fire of Unknown Origin" and the three live performances (exceptional!). I'll conclude by saying that the BOC cannot be compared to a well-defined genre, but they are among the most eclectic rock bands (all multi-instrumentalists, by the way) and have varied quite a bit throughout their career. Gift (listen to the central solo):
Michael Jackson Michael
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Otherwise, there's this: A delegation from Congo arrives on a visit to Russia, and here, after seeing all the beauties of Moscow and Saint Petersburg, before returning to their country, they stumble upon a strange guy in a nightclub who... points a gun to his temple... "WHAT DO WE DO NOW?" asks the head of the delegation, astonished, to his companion. "LOOK MASTER, THIS IS OUR NATIONAL SPORT," replies the Russian consul, explaining how Russian roulette works. "INTERESTING, CRUEL BUT INTERESTING," he responds once he grasps the concept.
Six months later, a Russian delegation goes on a diplomatic visit to Congo, and here, after a nice tour in the Savanna, they arrive at the village of the Head of State of Congo, standing in front of a large hut... "HERE WE PLAY OUR NATIONAL SPORT IN HONOR OF YOU, RUSSIAN FRIENDS, THE ROULETTE OF CONGO."
Once inside, the Russian delegates find themselves surrounded by incredibly beautiful women, all naked, at which point the Russian diplomat asks what the rules of the game are, adapted to Congo. "A DUDDE GUESTE DONNE BIACERE DANDO FARE BOMBINI..." begins the African consul... "JUST ONE IS CANNIBAL!"
Michael Jackson Michael
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A veterinarian, a sadist, a killer, a necrophile, an arsonist, and a sadomasochist. The veterinarian says, "Let's take a cat." The sadist says, "Let's take a cat and beat it." The killer says, "Let's take a cat, beat it, and kill it." The necrophile says, "Let's take a cat, beat it, kill it, and fuck it." The arsonist says, "Let's take a cat, beat it, kill it, fuck it, and set it on fire." The sadomasochist says, "Meow!"
Michael Jackson Michael
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Three men are sleeping in the same bed. The next morning, they discuss the dreams they had. The man on the right says, "I dreamt that I was getting a blow job." The man on the left says, "No way, I dreamt that I was getting a blow job too!" The man in the center says, "How strange, I dreamt that I was skiing!"
Blue Öyster Cult Blue Öyster Cult
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I can't manage to read this review today, I'll come back when I'm in better shape. But a solid four stars for the debut of BOC, a band I adore.
Saviour Machine II
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Unlike the first, this album has little to do with metal. A splendid and unique work.
Jeff Buckley Grace
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Radish, you have no other purpose, go dig around somewhere else!
The Doors Morrison Hotel
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Dlf, come on, this is easy...