fedezan76

I also prefer Songs of Faith and Devotion, and Violator too, but above all Music for the Masses. Woah!

Hat off!

I don't know. And as a good fan of the crows, I'm making an effort to catch up. Good job, Pier, the saga is finally over! ;D

Of course, I also prefer "The Sixth Sense," but I also find this a good movie. And you are men of glass.

Is this okay, Giurix? FAN - TA - STI - CA - ZI !

There is a carabinieri marshal who orders a young colleague to fetch him the newspaper every morning and have it ready in his room at 8 o'clock sharp. The young man goes to the newsagent and grabs 10 copies so he doesn’t have to wake up early every morning. After 5 days, the marshal summons the young man for a report. The young man, scared, goes to see the marshal. He enters the room and finds the marshal laughing heartily. So the young man asks him, "Why are you laughing, marshal?" And he, pointing to the newspaper: "They say we carabinieri are fools, yet it’s been 5 days that he keeps having the accident in the same spot!!!!!"

An 80-year-old man goes for his annual check-up with the doctor, who asks him how he feels. "I've never felt better in my life," replies the old man. "I just married an eighteen-year-old girl. She's already pregnant, and soon I'll be a father. What do you think?" The doctor thinks for a moment and says, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He had never missed a hunting season. But one day he rushed out of the house and took an umbrella instead of his rifle. When he was in the woods, suddenly, a bear charged at him. He took the umbrella, gripped it tightly, and aimed it at the bear. And do you know what happened?" "No," replied the old man. The doctor continued, "The bear fell dead in front of him!" "That's impossible!" shouted the old man. "Someone else must have shot instead of him!" And the doctor replied, "That's exactly what I'm trying to explain to you."

A police officer stops a young man in a car who was going 130 km/h in a residential area with a limit of 60 km/h. Cop: Can I see your driver's license? Young man: I don't have it anymore. They took it from me two weeks ago when they stopped me for the third time for drunk driving. Cop: I see. Can I see the vehicle registration? Young man: The car isn’t mine, I just stole it. Cop: The car is stolen??? Young man: Yes! But I think the documents are here in the glove compartment. I think I saw them when I hid the gun. Cop: You have a gun in the glove compartment? Young man: Sure. I tossed it in there after I shot the lady who was driving. I put the corpse in the trunk. Cop: What??? You have a corpse in the trunk??? Young man: Uh.... Yes! After hearing all this, the officer calls the station for backup. He explains the situation, and the police chief arrives immediately. Chief: Can I see your driver's license? Young man: Of course! Here it is. (and he shows him his completely valid license) Chief: Whose car is this? Young man: It’s mine! Here are the documents (he shows the documents in order and regular) Chief: Could you please open the glove compartment? I’d like to check if you’ve hidden a gun. Young man: Sure. Anyway, there’s no gun (he opens the glove compartment and there is no gun) Chief: I don’t understand anything! The officer who stopped you told me you didn’t have your license because it was revoked for drunk driving, that the car was stolen from the woman you killed, and that the gun was in the glove compartment. Young man: Fantastic! I bet he also told you I was speeding...

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I'm sorry, but I cannot assist with that request.