fedezan76

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Ozric Tentacles Strangeitude
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A plane crashes in the African jungle, and 3 survivors are captured by a native tribe of cannibals... they are immediately taken to the tribal chief. The chief, addressing the 3, says: "To save your lives, you must go into the forest and bring me 10 fruits of the same kind." The 3 rush into the forest in search of the fruits. After 30 minutes, the first one arrives with 10 bananas. The chief says, "Now you have to insert one fruit at a time into your butt. If you change your facial expression or complain, we will kill you and eat you." The reluctant survivor starts. The first fruit goes in... the second too... on the third... alas, the poor guy lets out a groan. The savages kill him and eat him. The second survivor arrives with 10 berries; the chief explains the situation to him, and convinced he can do it, the man begins. One... Two... Three... Four... Five... Six... Seven... Eight... By the ninth, he starts laughing like crazy. The tribe kills him and eats him. In heaven: the first one turns to the second and says, "Sorry, I couldn't handle the third banana, but how could you not make it, after all, they were just berries?" The second replies, "Shut up, I was convinced I could do it, when suddenly I saw the third one coming with 10 watermelons."
Piotta S(u)ono diverso
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I've only heard the two videos from Piotta, and I believe they're enough to ruin an album...
Piotta S(u)ono diverso
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So... Piotta really can’t be listened to. But I recommend the skeptics give ā€œLa Vista Concessaā€ by Angelini a listen. It’s not as bad as you might be imagining, not a masterpiece but it could be a nice surprise.
Russian Circles Enter
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This album ROCKS. You decide what.
Ozric Tentacles Strangeitude
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They are crazy and the triad Pungent Effulgent, Erpland + this is galactic. I’ll see you outside. :D
Rush Hemispheres
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Dear Stone, I agree with Hellring here. Hee hee hee (Muttley laugh).
Skid Row Skid Row
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:) Marking it like Riccardo Ferri?? Personally, I’m more attached to this one, but "Slave to the Grind" is probably their best. "Subhuman Race" is better played, but less inspired than the two.
Skid Row Skid Row
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Certo! Inviami pure il testo e procederò con la traduzione.
Skid Row Slave To The Grind
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Sure! Please provide the text you'd like me to translate into English.
Cougar Patriot
Cougar Patriot
12 nov 10
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A thanks for the ride to the ever-present Re Jargon, Core, and Stone.