STAYPOWER

How much do we bet that some know-it-all will soon arrive to rave about this abomination of a record!

So Mien... I mostly agree with what you've said, and as you can see, you've finally acknowledged that people give pairs of aces to metal or black reviews regardless. Conversely, I could say that no metalhead generally allows themselves to go and break down alternative reviews. But let's get to the point where you and everyone else who launches screams of horror toward this extreme genre without knowing it deeply are wrong. I understand that some people take themselves too seriously, but believe me, most of those who listen to black are not satanists, those who listen to funeral doom are not aspiring suicides, and those who listen to grindcore are not sadists, and I could go on. Honestly, I listen to black, death, or brutal for the superhuman arrangement technique. Stop! Everything else is folklore, choreography, even in bad taste, but it solely serves, indiscriminately and unequivocally, to sell records to teenage kids with acne and buzzcuts who think they're really cool. Lowbrow marketing, rest assured, also exists among those dark satanic souls. As for the lyrics, they could just as easily be about grocery lists or the times tables of 8. I've never understood them (given the basic incomprehensibility of growl and screaming), nor have I ever wanted to waste time reading anything. Mien, I think it's more appropriate to judge metal for what it is, that is, a mu-si-cal genre; everything else is boring.

STAY FIVE FOREVER!

@mien, oh! finally you posted a comment hitting the mark! But if I dared to doubt your adamant loyalty, it was because in your previous contributions, let’s be clear… I didn’t understand a damn thing! Dear mien, this isn’t about determining who wins the prize for ridiculousness; personally, I put both on the same level. Most commentators, however, side against the metalheads, because they’re funnier, because they show a more sincere enthusiasm, and these days, we know that putting your soul on display is the most hilarious thing an unsuspecting person can do. In short, I just wanted to take a moment to reflect on this "let’s go after the metalhead" trend. My review won’t change anything at all, but I thought it was fair to at least dwell on it.

@l Nettacessi, good job, did you open the sewage? Did you vent? Alright, now go spill your guts somewhere else. Come on.

@ Mien, now I have the evidence! You had your secretary read the review and summarize just the first 4 lines for you. At least take a look at my comment no. 15.

@DrAdder, thank you for the diagnosis. Regarding the disco, never take too seriously what I suggest. Honestly, I wouldn't recommend the Avoken even to my worst enemy.

@ mien, well! I must have been unclear; I refer you to Sylvian's comment, which perfectly captured where I was trying to go. @ Work, emmica I can't please everyone, but I wouldn't mind :D, anyway, the Radical Alternative & Chic Defender are way worse, believe me!

RESULT: A true shame that there isn't even a hint of a comment on this beautiful review and proposal. I'll contribute my little part right away.

Well, yes! We should ask the good Holdsworth if the cheesy virus that makes you double 1 at the metal reception has hit him too.