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By the way, my sister's boyfriend knows a friend of the fishmonger Vasco Rossi. I don’t know if I’m making myself clear.

My sister's boyfriend's cousin has a friend who works at the postal police. EVERYONE BE VERY VERY CAREFUL.

The problem with Japanese bands is that almost all musicians, as a second job, pilot giant robots. If the drummer is from Tokyo and the bassist is from Osaka, maybe on Monday the Vega armies invade Tokyo, on Tuesday the troops of Queen Imika from the Yamatai Empire try to conquer Osaka, and so on... In short, it’s a mess trying to get together for rehearsals.

@DuaneTheReturn: The first issue of "Build the Andrea Doria at 1:50 scale and get out of my way forever" is out. RUN TO THE NEWSSTAND!!!

I really like you, Terry, now I'm going to love you. DuaneThe Return is definitely a poorly behaved infant.

Don't miss the upcoming albums from the immortal Metallica! "Metal Bocciofila" "Ukrainian Caregiver Metal" "Colostomy Metal" "Walker Metal"

Nice calm and objective little comment, well done Duane.

...Then you came back from Greece and I pretended that I didn’t care at all, asking you the most trivial things, like: “I wonder how many people you met, what a mess of tourists,” you denied and insisted: “No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no, it was just me and Giovanna on a deserted island like, you know, two kilometers of empty beach, we slept in a hut by the sea and in the evening the fishermen brought us fish, we grilled on the beach and sang at the top of our lungs Battisti's songs until dawn, since the island is deserted,” you said and I thought: “What the hell, everyone who comes back from Greece has been on some deserted island like, you know, two kilometers of empty beach, but counting all those who tell me this, I wonder how many damn little islands this crap of Greece must have, then could these Greek fishermen not fish off the shore and hang themselves with the nets without bothering girls like you who are usually nice but overwhelmed by events don’t shy away from doing the...”

Thank you for the mention... For the upcoming reviews, I would suggest citing the Sacred Shields of Valhalla, the Falcon of Horus, the Sword of Leonidas, the initiatory silence of the Freemasons, the Feathered Serpent of the Aztecs, the underground kingdom of Agartha, and the mythical parking lot behind the bus station in Brisighella, also known as "The Spermodrome."

HURRAY, NOW WE’RE REALLY GOING TO HAVE FUN!!!