Defender85

Okay, alright burps, farts, and curses... but this is even worse than me, damn it!!

Thank you, editors!!

I apologize to everyone who will read this de-review: in the first and second lines of the second paragraph, I meant to say "leave behind."

Not me either, but junkyard forever!!

nice review, unfortunately I'm not familiar with these...

...I should start listening to them again!! Hi, Battlegods!

Come on, Britney! I challenge you! BUUUHHHRRRRRP!! What do you say? Let’s see if you can do better!! (Response from the sexiest pop star on Earth: BBBUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRP P!!! Okay, okay, Britney, you win again this time!!

Hail to you, oh Battlegods! My infamous and wretched computer refuses to play the sounds of the tracks on vibrations of doom, preventing me from my sacred listening! I have no choice but to attempt my last resort: carve from the living wood an effigy of Joey DeMaio, one of Pino Scotto, and another of Steve Sylvester, and worship them with the proper rites: the first will bend the will of the wretched machine with his mere presence, the second with a barrage of insults interspersed with phrases like, "It's unbelievable!" and the third through the summoning of the demon!! Ah, yes, just yesterday I thought of a comparison regarding you and me: sometimes I feel that you and I, with these reviews, proceed like the twin guitars of Judas (of which, as soon as the thought formed, I had a mystical apparition: Tipton and Downing appeared before me enveloped in a halo of light and blessed me with a mere nod, urging me to continue down this path!!) WE ARE DEFENDERS OF THE FAITH!!

Sure, it’s not the epitome of sensuality, given that it seems that in a regular blasphemy tournament it could crush even me, who has been practicing these disciplines for many years now and who often has the ability to make even the most hardened blasphemers pale (except of course the world champions of this sport, namely Germano Mosconi from Telenuovo and the esteemed pro-sindaco Gentilini! They are indeed phenomena!)

I've heard that this icon of femininity and sensuality burps, farts, and curses worse than a pig (yes, even pigs swear in their own way, because, did you have any doubts?)... but I'd still give her a chance... as long as she doesn't burp in my face at the peak of pleasure, farting and cursing like a possessed person..!