Purpulan

DeRank : 2,92
DeAge™ : 6837 days • Here since 21 september 2007
Mastodon Crack The Skye
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Usually, the track by track is subject to immediate, indisputable, and everlasting expulsion from the register of debaserioti... and immediate registration, complete with a branded mark, in that of the inhuman cases; ).
Mastodon Crack The Skye
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But is your nickname by any chance a coded warning about reading the review?! "Ke le Balle passano da 2 a 4"?! Obviously, not the rating dots...
Antony and the Johnsons The Crying Light
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Wow, you pick the sacred cow and then you justify yourself??!!! I've always got another vote available, right???!! So let's do a synopsis of the upcoming elections.
Ufff, ufff, ufff, you're the one with those senile tastes, though!!!!! Good night, and happy upcoming efebia!!!
Antony and the Johnsons The Crying Light
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Heheheheheh, I had kept the voting hypothesis in reserve just in anticipation of the usual party poopers (N.B.: there’s another review for the flatterers, with a more appropriate rating for the amount of whimpering; this one is for those who possess at least a little sense of humor and prefer to let their tears fall while having a good laugh ;).
Antony and the Johnsons The Crying Light
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Here, see??!!! I told you that Antony has rather limited themes... and, for example, you won't find any trace of a genuine desire for pussy in his warbles... well, if he encounters the local guy who loves to mess with pigeons and children and seems to know the secret to turning homosexuals into heterosexuals, who knows...
Antony and the Johnsons The Crying Light
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Even the child prodigy who arranged it, Nico Muhly, is for me truly overrated (if it's a matter of genius, it must have somewhat diluted in his veins...). It's great that these sentimentalities can touch many sensitive souls and little ones, but I find it hard to deny that the jolly bear of a man has an interpretative range, while "sublime" in its specificity, endowed with rather limited thematic ramifications.
Julie's Haircut Our Secret Ceremony
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After all, Ale, it doesn't apply to you! As soon as the name of an Italian band is even quietly mentioned by some passerby in the MTV scene, I bet that group automatically starts to get on your nerves ; )
Julie's Haircut Our Secret Ceremony
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They have always scattered little melodic pearls in every album. This one, which is their most cohesive and complex (despite being quite longer than "After Dark, My Sweet"), oddly doesn't have a damn catchy piece; as Bisius rightly says, "Sleepwalker," the single, is also the most superficial and insignificant track in the lot—could it be a coincidence that they want to get rid of it as an œverture?!? Or maybe they picked the wrong first track of the album; "La Macchina Universale" is much better!!! But I’ll trust them anyway.
Mastodon Crack The Skye
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For a week I've been trying to like "Wavering Radiant" by Isis, but the more I try, the more it disappoints me... it's really bland!!! So to recover, I end up "Crackando lo Skype" (which has been going around for a good month now), and it's truly a remedy... you recognize them right away, and yet with each album they manage to surprise you big time. Maybe it's because here the post-hardcore element of their early days is practically absent (while Turner & Co. are really making me miss it), but these are by far the most annoying 50 minutes (and 2 seconds) of rock 'n' roll I've listened to recently! P.S.: if these are the results, all musicians should get hit more often by the Armenians!
Animal Collective Merriweather Post Pavilion
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P.P.S.: either I'm completely losing my mind or the bands that have historically annoyed me have decided to mess with me this year... even the new "Decemberists" seems to me almost like an album with its own reason!!!