SUPERVAI1986

Who is the most manly man in the world? - Geppetto! He's the only one who managed to make a child with a SAW.

What’s the difference between Cicciolina and the detergent Dixan? - None, they both do their best at 90 degrees...

What do a pair of underwear from an 80-year-old man and one from an 80-year-old woman hide?
The woman’s is a battlefield, the man’s is a disabled person and two wounded.

A banana to a vibrator: "Why are you shaking? They don't eat you!!!"

The rich and snobbish kids of Milan are the "Milano bene," those from Rome are the "Roma bene," and those from Lecco are the "Lecco bene."

Four nuns go to heaven after a car accident. They are welcomed by Saint Peter, who has to admonish them for some inappropriate behavior they had during their earthly lives. "So, Sister Germana, I see here in the record that when you were 17, you secretly saw the priest's penis. If you repent, wash your eyelids in the Holy Water and the gates of Heaven will open for you for eternity!" The nun obeys and is beatified. "You, now, Sister Fabiana, I see that at 20 you touched the priest's penis. Wash your hands in the Holy Water." The second nun obeys and enters. "And you, Sister Gabriella..." At that point, Sister Lucia intervenes and says: "Saint Peter, do you mind if I rinse my mouth before Sister Gabriella uses the bidet?"

A prostitute asks another: "And what did you ask Santa Claus this year?" "Fifty thousand, like every other year!"

A lady goes to the doctor, begging him to solve her husband's big problem: "Doctor, I'm desperate! Every time my husband and I go out, we have a problem: it's so long that it touches the ground! I implore you, do something for us!" "Madam, we can only intervene surgically to shorten it." She, even more desperate: "Well, doctor, can't you just elongate his legs?!"

Once upon a time, there was a boy who had never had sex. One fine day, he decided to go to a friend and asked him if he knew of a brothel. The friend said yes and added that if he really wanted to go, he would explain where it was: "Go to Via Torino, turn at the first right, and you'll find an entrance: at that point, go in and go up to the first floor; you can't miss it, you'll see a stream of people..." The boy took off and went, entered, and saw all the girls outside the doors. He approached one girl and asked her, "How much do you charge?" The girl replied, "50 thousand," and he said he agreed. At this point, the girl asked him, "How do you want to make love?" and he replied, "I've never done anything with anyone, you decide." The girl responded, "Okay, then let's do a nice 69." He, hearing this 69, said yes. They undressed, and he lay down underneath; as she positioned herself on top of him, she accidentally let out a fart, and suddenly he jumped up, not knowing the position, and exclaimed: "If they are all like this, you can go do the other 68 in your sister's mouth!"

A hippie gets on a bus. On one of the seats sits a beautiful nun. The hippie approaches her and whispers in her ear, "Would you like to have sex with me?" The nun, surprised, kindly declines and gets off at the next stop. The driver calls the hippie over and says, "If you want, I can tell you how to get with the nun... Every Thursday at midnight, she goes to the cemetery to pray... Put on a white robe and a glowing mask, jump out from the dark, and tell her you are God!!! Then you order her to have sex with you." The idea excites the hippie a lot, and on Thursday, he sneaks into the cemetery in his robe and mask... When the nun arrives, he jumps out and shouts, "I AM THE LORD!!!! I HAVE HEARD YOUR PRAYERS AND HAVE DECIDED TO GRANT THEM, but first I want to have sex with you!" The nun agrees, but she asks that it only be anal sex, so she can keep her virginity. The happy hippie agrees... AND THEY DO IT. At the end of the encounter, the hippie takes off his mask and shouts, "Ah! Ah!!! I was the hippie!!!!" And the nun replies, "Ah!! Ahh!!! I am the bus driver!!!!!"