GiudiceWoodcock

DeRank : 6,77
DeAge™ : 6906 days • Here since 13 july 2007
Iron Maiden The X Factor
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To say that this is an absolute masterpiece is like saying that Manuela Arcuri is a piece of crap.
Manowar The Triumph Of Steel
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Fuck the manowar!
Dido No Angel
Dido No Angel
26 jan 08
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It may be, but I’ve always thought his music was crap.
Terrence Malick La Sottile Linea Rossa
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The review was already there, but that's not the point.
The review is trivial, superficial, and tells absolutely nothing about the film, except a bit about the plot.
This is a work that does not deserve a short blurb like Morandini's, but a deep analysis even if just limited to personal feelings (which are completely missing here).
And then, it might be my idea, but it has nothing to do with Apocalypse Now.
This is not a war film, but a film about peace.
Roman Polanski Il Coltello Nell'Acqua
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Certo, invia pure il testo e procederò con la traduzione.
Manowar The Triumph Of Steel
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The review sucks camels, the album dromedaries.
Iron Maiden The X Factor
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Both the album and the review suck elephant balls.
King Crimson In The Wake Of Poseidon
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Oh no, dear enbar, it’s definitely your problem. Because if all the readers don’t understand your review, the fault lies not with the readers themselves, but absolutely with you for not being able to make yourself understood. Or you intentionally use random words and phrases that make no sense at all.
Wolfsbane Live Fast, Die Fast
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That Aerosmith being a street band seems like an Oscar-winning absurdity to me.
Wolfsbane Live Fast, Die Fast
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Even "UP THE BLAZE", meaning one of the most tone-deaf and least talented singers in history. Axl Rose, whom you mentioned, may also be a jerk, but compared to him, he’s definitely Frank Sinatra, no doubt about it.