GiudiceWoodcock

DeRank : 6,77
DeAge™ : 6906 days • Here since 13 july 2007
Darkthrone A Blaze in the Northern Sky
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"Nocturno, with that voice of his, reminds me of a possessed monk (he really has a voice of God! hmmm...).
Damn, I had missed this very funny and subtle oxymoron.
Kudos to Cimbarello, you deserve another 5 on the review that has the highest average because it's much better than the album.
And if I say it, having never listened to the album and never will, you can trust me."
Darkthrone A Blaze in the Northern Sky
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I would abolish fava beans (I mean the legume).
Darkthrone A Blaze in the Northern Sky
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Damn, the Staypower card made me laugh for a quarter of an hour. Stay black!
Darkthrone A Blaze in the Northern Sky
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In my humble opinion, more than a braggart, Staypower is an ostrich.
Darkthrone A Blaze in the Northern Sky
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I really needed a nice sound massacre in this eternally black sky scattered with extinguished stars to kick off the day right.
But is the face on the cover from the movie "The Exorcist" or did they photograph a panda mating at night?
Metallica Bay Area Thrashers - The Early Days
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"The years of the Bay Area may be gone, but they'll never stop resonating indescribable sensations on our skin."
Are you really sure that the vibrations come from the skin and not from the ass?
Metallica Bay Area Thrashers - The Early Days
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Essential as a fart in the open air.
DragonForce Valley of the Damned
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Boredom, I at 6 years old had a 14-year-old son and my penis is so long that I tattooed the Serie A standings which I update every Sunday.
DragonForce Valley of the Damned
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Well, guys, I'm signing off, I have to take my brontosaurus out to pee.
See you soon.
DragonForce Valley of the Damned
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I can scratch my ass with my nose.
It has a good smell.