GiudiceWoodcock

DeRank ™: 6,77

DeAge™ : 6906 days • Here since 13 july 2007

Mike Newell L'Amore Ai Tempi Del Colera

16 feb 08

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And then, another thing: Giovanna Mezzogiorno may be a hot babe, but as an actress she has the same one-expression look of a fool typical of Nicolas Cage or Sylvester Stallone.

Xasthur The Funeral of Being

16 feb 08

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The only time you can read the reviews of Mementomori is on Sunday or during the week of Ferragosto.

Mike Newell L'Amore Ai Tempi Del Colera

16 feb 08

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I throw down a challenge: I've read in several places that Bardem is considered a sex symbol...
But a sex symbol of what?
I, in comparison, am a mix between Sean Connery and George Clooney.
Then seeing Laura Watts as a femme fatale in Lynch's film, who would have made even a Buddhist monk hard, next to the big girl from this guy's film, was almost a fatal blow.

Devilhead Your Ice Cream's Dirty

16 feb 08

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Imen, you instead are a shapeless piece of amphibious organic matter, commonly known as shit.

Comus First Utterance

16 feb 08

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Compared to the others, it doesn't overdo it as much, but there is still plenty of use of random adjectives just for show. The album is beautiful.

Linea 77 Horror Vacui

16 feb 08

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Bartle, the one on the cover is none other than Marilyn Manson after getting a haircut.

Black Knight Master Of Disaster

16 feb 08

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Battlegods, the black monolith of Kubrick is the same thing you see in the morning in the toilet when you suffer a bit of constipation and you get some help from the guttalax.

Valhom Desolation

15 feb 08

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By the way, and not to be moralistic, perhaps it would be better to remove this review today from the HP, considering what happened to one of the Debaser users.