GiudiceWoodcock

DeRank ™: 6,77

DeAge™ : 6906 days • Here since 13 july 2007

Love Contact

Disturbed Indestructible

14 jul 08

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The cover looks like a photo of me from these days after waiting for the bus for half an hour.

In this review, there is such a high density of nonsense that, after reading it, I briefly believed I was a poodle and started rubbing against my boss's leg until I was rudely awakened by a kick in the ass.

Sergio Corbucci Rimini Rimini

13 jul 08

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Bartle, this review, our guy wrote it on the 10th, so he’s already lounging in the sun at our expense.

Sergio Corbucci Rimini Rimini

13 jul 08

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"Hi guys, unfortunately I have some bad news: tomorrow I'm leaving for the beach and I won't be back home before 23.9. p.v."
Say hi to sto kazzo!

Steven Spielberg Salvate il soldato Ryan

13 jul 08

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If you want to watch a recent film that is truly low on patriotism and without rhetoric, then go for Redacted. This is the most rhetorical war movie in history, second only to Pearl Harbour, a commercial piece of crap that hovers between comedy and cartoon.

Catasexual Urge Motivation Nekronicle

13 jul 08

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Minkia the Catasexual Urge Motivation, awesome, these really smash the penis!
From their nicknames, it’s clear that they are obsessed with sperm.
I wonder if they will also use it as an ingredient for their summer cocktails.

Public Image Ltd. Second Edition

12 jul 08

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After reading this review, my testicles stretched so much that I lent them to Dumbo, who will use them as spare ears.

Origin Antithesis

11 jul 08

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I make homemade sauce with the Origins!

Muse Origin Of Symmetry

11 jul 08

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STARBLAZER, THANK YOU FOR EXISTING!

Origin Antithesis

10 jul 08

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"Honestly, I only spent a few minutes writing this review; I find reviews pretty useless since tastes vary from person to person."
Excuse me for asking, but why the hell did you write it then?
Did a doctor recommend it to you?
Did you even read the site's header? Who knows...