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Metallica Death Magnetic

15 feb 09

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GUY 1: "Hi, my name is Ma-ma-ma-ma-marco."
GUY 2: "Are you a stutterer?"
GUY 1: "No, my father was a stutterer. The one at the registry office was an idiot!"
(That guy 3 was a mistake!!!)

Metallica Death Magnetic

15 feb 09

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GUY 1: "Hi, my name is Ma-ma-ma-ma-marco"
GUY 2: "Are you a stutterer?"
GUY 3: "No, my father was a stutterer. The one at the registry office was an idiot!"

@SUPERVAI: But no, take it easy! Your jokes are really cute!
To the reviewer: the album really sucks, Tirannosaurus Rex. This is coming from a Metallica fan, and I agree with my friend Supervai when he says that the band went extinct after 1991. The swan song was the legendary "Live Shit," after a steep decline with a strictly concave parabola, negatively sloped (those who understand, understand).

Metallica Death Magnetic

14 feb 09

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Well, at least thrash metal was written well... the use of that emoji (XD) loses 0.5 points from the review (just between us... it really sucks...). Anyway, I’ll be generous. I was planning to give you a flat 1, but I’ll spare you. The album, that one, should be thrown away, especially since James sings in a CRAPPY way! By the way: SUPERVAI... have you gone crazy?

Anthrax Sound Of White Noise

13 feb 09

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my favorite record! beautiful

Pantera Vulgar Display Of Power

9 feb 09

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but what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!

Bathory Twilight Of The Gods

9 feb 09

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sublime.....

Eminem Encore

8 feb 09

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I don't like the review at all, all that "trec bai trec" nonsense that I skipped, also because it makes it too verbose when it would suffice to say that: "this album is fucking terrible."
Simpler than that...